Mostly retweets but v alive in real life
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“But I say ‘Show me the receipts!’ Cause why would Xi Jenping wanna flood my basement and flood my bowflex? To what end?? 🎶 Tooo what end?!”
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Me after one and a half drinks completely unprompted:
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one day you’re a hot, fun 20-something and before you know it you’re a hot, fun 30-something with an interest in birds
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imagine building generational wealth and you come back and its all gone
Woodpeckers stored 700 lbs of acorns 20 feet high inside a house wall.
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You there boy, tell everybody the Gilded Age has be renewed for another season
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me in the morning trying to process the intense symbolism that appeared in my dreams
