Ted, hey Ted, where the hell’s the corkscrew??

Bellingham, WA
Joined August 2011
Death, Taxes, and the Lions losing on thanksgiving. #OnePride
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Who else bricked up at Fantastic 4?
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Korin in real life
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dudes will see this n be like "hell yeah"
i'm gonna put a ps2 in my car lmfao
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Replying to @BrandonPerna
@BrandonPerna you’ve crossed the lions for the last time. #OnePride
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When the refs call 2 obvious penalties you usually get away with
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hoiden retweeted
me holding off the Hendon Hooker crowd the rest of the season
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My whole fantasy team when I need them the most:
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Santa when the fog rolls in:
Alright put in Rudolph
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This is one of the most significant film images of 2023... to me it represents when audiences started asking themselves "why do I always pay money to watch these things over and over again when I haven't actually enjoyed them for years?" and the spell was broken from here
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Kansas City Chiefs fan named Time ‘Person of the Year’ dlvr.it/SznGqG
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Thanks to bowl contracts and Alabama winning the SEC, Louisville’s reward for playing in the ACC title game - win *or* lose - will likely be playing an angry Georgia team in the Orange Bowl.
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I'm available to listen to date offers from Margot Robbie.
Source: Detroit Tigers are available to listen to trade offers for Javier Báez, Tigers owe the shortstop $98M for the next 4 years #JavierBaez #Detroit #Tigers ✍🏽
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Lions fans to the waxing gibbous moon: #OnePride | #NFL
i have bad news for the lions :( since the afl/nfl merger, they are 0-12 (.000) on thanksgiving when the moon is in a waxing gibbous phase. tomorrow is a waxing gibbous
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