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Proud husband, father, veteran, and Floridian! Teller of dad jokes.

Florida, USA
Joined August 2024
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This dude truly thinks he is moving the needle…how sad…
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More proof that companies like this should be burned to the ground. You should not be able to operate and sell your product in America if you are not prioritizing American workers!
‼️BREAKING EXCLUSIVE LEAK: 10/28 Microsoft Company Wide AMA Meeting LEAKED “We are going to be global. And we are going to continue to bring global talent to the United States.” “We want to recognize it’s super important we take care of the people (green card workers).” This comes just 2 days after Microsoft asked nearly 60k of its employees to voluntarily resign in an effort to downsize. The employee who leaked this clip of the meeting to me was one of many who have expressed concerns to me. Multiple Microsoft employees have told me they feel as though MSFT doesn’t give them the same amount of respect and care. Many Microsoft employees are asking why H-1B workers aren’t the first to be cut during a downsize since MSFT claims none of the downsizing is performance based. Employees are curious why American workers aren’t being put first in the United States.
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Expel the entire UNC defense - take Billy Edwards with them
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Far-Right?! Nah just people tired of watching leftists and immigrants burn their country down…
🇫🇷 In Tours, hundreds of Antifa rioters fled after 50 French far-right activists came out to confront them
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Perfect for couples with a joint Facebook account…
I have so many questions. A HIS AND HERS TOILET?! Listen, I love my husband, but there are some things in marriage that do NOT require quality time together. Imagine trying to have a serious conversation and making eye contact while you’re both doing your business. I CAN’T. Some couples share everything. Apparently, some share the bathroom experience, too. I need to know…is this romantic, practical or grounds for divorce? 😂🚽
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Funniest post of the year!
Next time someone posts a picture of a healthy newborn baby...post under it, "Disgusting AI Slop"
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Back in 2008, the avg new home purchased had $150k non exempt. Today, with the proposed increase, new homes would see $190k non exempt. In other words, the raise should be even higher. It’s not our fault the govt has become methed out strippers spending our tax dollars. Vote yes on 3
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I hate Notre Dame, but if that’s not DPI, then nothing is…BYU with an asterisk on that game
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UNC wins and Duke and State lose. Perfect Saturday…
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Proof that the left is simply sub human…
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This is proof that female fights should never…and I mean ever…headline a UFC event. What a snooze fest
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Lmao what a bunch of chodes
NC STATE FUMBLES IN THE ENDZONE WITH NO TIME LEFT VANDERBILT DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE
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Is Tebow on that Gear for God cycle?
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The internet remains undefeated
Bro. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This somehow sets back women’s sports to the left - but also, allowing men to play women’s sports is uplifting. I truly can’t follow leftist logic…
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The “Sydney posing semi nude in an ad is disgusting” crowd.
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If this ad offends you - don’t worry - you weren’t the key demographic they were targeting. The people who bet on sports are largely dudes. This may be a shocker - but most dudes enjoy ads like this.
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Get Rush the fuck out of the game
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