Creator of Nonsensical Ranger Scenarios.

Chapel Hill, NC
Joined January 2011
Sometimes I think about how Adam Fox is only 23 and is the best defenseman in the league, then I think back to when I was 23 and wonder how disappointed my mom is of me.
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I was critical of what this team was going to be all summer, and obviously things change when Igor went down. But the narrative that #NYR rely on their goalie to bail them out is foolish given how they’ve played so far this season, it’s been so much better than recent years. Every team relies on goaltending, but that doesn’t mean they’re playing a style that depends on it. Are there mistakes? Of course. But through 14 games, last night and the Devils loss are basically the only games where they had no real shot in the 3rd period, maybe I’m missing one and people can correct me. It hasn’t been perfect, but most of these games have been winnable. It hasn’t been nearly as bad as everyone is making it out to be.
Giving up yet another 3 goals on mid- and low-danger chances. It's hard to play a system that relies on being bailed out by a goalie if that goalie is not elite. #NYR
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Replying to @ryanalph
yeah sorry this is my first week being poor like you and I gotta say, it sucks.
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Lafrenière becoming that guy Gabe coming along Fox on pace for 100 pt season Kartye being fun Smits coming along Igor goal And you want me to be mad about Schneider getting some make a wish minutes during a throw away season?
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Once we expand the net an inch it’s over for you bitches
Dorofeyev with another post. This one on the power play.
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his college career mogs your entire NHL team
Replying to @maltaisshop
what on earth could gabe perreault possibly have an ego about
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You remember when Igor scored a goal during the home opener? Pretty fucking cool
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Alright what did I miss
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Not watching, explain this game in less than a word
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This is why I’ve never wanted the Rangers to win a cup. Just doesn’t seem equitable. And I’ve always said that.
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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Good news was told that last night’s game was make be leaf, so technically we’re undefeated if you don’t count our losses.
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Replying to @Matty__jack
WHO UP BJORKING THEIR STRAND
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Replying to @Matty__jack
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Who Bjorking their strand
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#NYR And Drury can't get Gabe extended
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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What a good boyyyyyy
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Bjorking my strand every day
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