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lifestyle’s wavy. Alhamdulillah 24/7 || MBA

Joined March 2013
you said kwankwaso is ready to do what ?
Modern women are actually ready to split bills but the real problem is that men ain’t ready to split child care, cooking and other household chores.
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maybe if he’s a daft fool, then it’ll work.
“I want to always have it in front of me so I can memorise it🥺” I can’t teach you everything
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“If u put me for talk I go talk and u no go believe wetin I go tell you” -unnamed, undated
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Sir, @CaptJamyl, I would be honoured to have the opportunity to serve as your official distributor across Zamfara, Sokoto, and Kebbi States. I have a strong passion and proven skills in sales, marketing, and business development. Although I may not be the loudest person in the room, I am confident in my ability to deliver results. Give me the opportunity to represent your brand in these markets, and In Sha Allah, I will work hard to build a strong distribution network, expand your market reach, and deliver impressive returns. I would sincerely appreciate your consideration, Sir. And I’ll welcome any opportunity aside from this. 🙏
Production… you are welcome 🫶🏾
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You miss the beauty of today when your mind is always stuck in yesterday or lost in tomorrow.
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You’ll never make it if you don’t.
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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Whoever came up with “ignorance is bliss” actually cooked.
i think being overly aware of everything can be depressing.
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Good morning, everyone. First, I want to sincerely appreciate everyone who has sent me a message, called, visited my shop, or supported this initiative in any way. I'm honestly overwhelmed by the love. Those who visited yesterday saw the genuine shock and excitement on my face. I really didn't expect this level of support. To give you an idea, I sold about six cartons two days ago and over 20 cartons yesterday. I came out yesterday morning with just 10 cartons, and they were completely sold out before 1 p.m. People who came were telling me I was seriously underestimating Twitter. Well, I've heard you. Today, I'll bring out the remaining cartons, and hopefully, we'll sell everything off. My contact details, supermarket name and location are now in my bio. Please feel free to call, text or visit. I'll be open from 9am till 6pm today Also, if you'd like to sponsor the distribution of cookies, I'd be more than happy to accommodate you. Someone sent me ₦90,000 two days ago for this purpose, and I distributed them as promised. Yesterday, I gave out at least one cookie to everyone who visited the shop, from opening until around 2–3 p.m. I even distributed more than I was initially sponsored to give out. If you'd like to support or sponsor another round of distribution, please reach out. I'll gladly make it happen. Thank you so much, everyone. I genuinely appreciate every call, message, visit, purchase and contribution. You have no idea how much this means to me. God bless you all abundantly.
Please, I've got cookies in my shop that's close to expiration so I've put them for sale at 50% discount I've already lost two cartons to the same issue, there's been no sales If you're in port Harcourt I'd really appreciate if you patronise me They cost 3600 but now 1800 🙏
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Because nobody really cares anyway
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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BOLA CANNOT USE THE COURTS TO ESCAPE THE PEOPLE’S VERDICT; WE ARE ON THE BALLOT — ATIKU Fellow Nigerians, Let no one mistake the latest court ruling for the will of the Nigerian people. No manipulation, conjecture or concoction can erase our place in this contest, silence our campaign or deny Nigerians the right to choose their future. We are on the ballot, and the people must be allowed to decide. Those who boast of having thirty-two governors and claim to have bought, pressured or coerced leaders from other parties into their fold should have no reason to fear a free and fair contest. Yet, instead of presenting their record to Nigerians, they continue to deploy every tactic available to weaken the opposition: political pressure, manufactured narratives, courtroom manoeuvres and attempts to compromise the voters’ register with AI-generated photographs, false names and fictitious identities. These are not the actions of people confident in their record. They are calculated attempts to make genuine competition impossible and push Nigeria towards a one-party state. And what record do they have to defend? This government removed the fuel subsidy overnight without a plan to protect Nigerians. It presided over the steep decline of the naira and allowed food prices to rise beyond the reach of ordinary families. Factories and small businesses have shut their doors. Our young people are leaving in search of hope, while bandits and kidnappers continue to hold communities hostage. Look around you. Market stalls stand empty. Feeding your family has become a daily struggle. Fuel prices keep rising, and silent pain fills homes across the country. Those in power may want you to believe that your suffering does not matter. They may want you to surrender your future before you even reach the ballot box. Do not lose heart. Do not retreat. Your vote is your power, and together, we will take our country back. Let me be clear to every Nigerian who has stood with us: I am in this race. I am not going anywhere. We will be on the ballot. No threat, blackmail or court manoeuvre will make me abandon you or the cause we share. We will resist with all our strength every attempt to turn Nigeria into a one-party state. Nigeria belongs to all its people. Our democracy must remain open to more than one party and more than one voice. If those in power believe in their numbers and their record, let us meet at the polls in a free, fair and credible contest. Our campaign will continue. Our message on the cost of living will not be silenced or derailed. Stay calm, united and resolute. Together, we will fight for a Nigeria where life is affordable and every citizen’s vote counts. Let me say this plainly: Bola cannot use the courts to escape the judgment of Nigerians at the ballot box. Atiku Abubakar Vice President of Nigeria, 1999–2007 Sokoto, Nigeria 6 November 2026
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If you’re persistent, You’ll get it If you’re consistent, You’ll keep it If you’re grateful, You’ll attract more of it.
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We go dey alright. Day by day.
Make them no come use their day dey affect your own day!
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Take Tahajjud seriously, pray Fajr on time, maintain your morning and evening adhkar, read Qur’an and honour your parents. I swear by Allah your life will be full of barakah.
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Whenever you have money and there’s something you really want to get and you think if you buy it you would go broke just so you know, weeks later, you wont have the money anymore neither the stuff you really wanted
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Lol. You’re more likely to get a free haircut from your barber if he knows you’re getting married than get a markup in price. Smh.
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Entire life!!!!!!!!! Nervous system & all
A good partner will literally change your entire life.
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If at all, alhamdullilah.
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I want my kids to call me when they fucked up. Not sit somewhere scared trying to figure it out alone.
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‘Because the hard truth is, once you have seen the chaos behind the curtain, you can never watch the show the same way again.’
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