ClogFart69

Back to Bedlam by @JamesBlunt is the best album ever.

My dog enjoys watching ice hockey

Rob zombie's version of helter skelter is better than the Beatles. There, I said it.

Damn. The dairy industry must be really scared of vegan alternatives.

If Christmas is important to the plot, then it is a Christmas film. In conclusion, die hard is a Christmas film.

Like adults we have a Tesco club card. Like the big kids we are, we spent the points on Breath of the Wild.

After nearly a year of living in my own house. I finally bought a toaster.

Don't bump the dove

Doves look nicer than tomatoes

So far this game is just Avalanche Vs Kuemper

Dipped my balls in glitter. Pretty nuts.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

So glad the threat level has dropped from 4 to 3. Lockdown can finally start being lifted........

Back piece all booked in

The dog wags his tail in time to the Foo fighters.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses knock on doors anymore?

Deleted files off my laptop and apparently lost storage space. How the fuck is that possible??

So far my best moment of the Witcher 3 is parallel parking a boat.

Asda have put directional arrows showing you where to go, so everyone follows the same direction and can keep social distancing. I was the only one following them. How can people be so fucking thick?

Why play an objective based team game if you are not going to play for the objective or as part of a team?