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Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
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ALT A person in a big coat looking serious talking to Kevin (out of shot). Text: I've gone way over budget.
ALT Kevin in a hard hat and wearing a slight smile. Text: Seriously?
ALT Person in the coat again. Text: No.
ALT Person in the coat pointing jeeringly at Kevin. Text: You got excited then, thinking I went over budget.
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In 1644, Vice-Chancellor of Cambridge University John Lightfoot calculated that the world was created on October 23, 4004 B.C., at nine o'clock in the morning.
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Scientists studying the belly button fluff of 60 people found 1,458 bacteria completely new to science. One participant’s fluff contained oil found only in soil from Japan, where he had never visited.
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A YouGov study shows that the older you are, the less sure you are about who would win in a fight between a badger and a baboon.
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In 1993, scientists fixed a solar-powered satellite whose onboard computer had frozen by sending it through the shadow of the moon to turn it off and on again.
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If all the spiders in the world worked together, they could eat all humans in just one year.
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A star is born is one of the best films I have seen for such a long time.
So much so I lent @ladygaga one of my suits
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Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on. – BILLY CONNOLLY
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HHHHEEEEEELLLLPPPPP! Now we have your attention, we have a new single and accompanying video out in the coming days. We hope you enjoy it. We aim to have our album ‘Damage, What Damage?’ Out before the year ends. See you in Peterborough at the Met on the 10th with @astorytotelluk
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Researchers from The University of Texas at Austin and the Chinese Academy of Sciences have discovered that dinosaurs like Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn’t stick their tongues out.
