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Michael Jarrard

@MegaMegaMike

Don't give up on the sun. Don't make the sun laugh at you.

Joined August 2009
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The lifespan is the same, whether it is spent laughing or crying
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Replying to @luciacrabs
@luciacrabs I was too late to make this in time, but hope you had a Happy Halloween, Lucia! You are your rocks are conjuring something good! (Don't worry, Alfredo will be fine!) :)
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#artcia
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#overdrawneggs Quick doodle because I can’t sleep
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Happy start of Pride Month, everyone! Don’t let any losers keep you from being who you want to be 🏳️‍🌈
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Just got a haircut from a lady whose cat is named “Crackhead”. Good time
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Printing pictures of my ex’s boyfriend’s family’s kid was not how I expected to bizarrely see her again, but hey, whatever makes things awkward
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Everyone in my family but me talks with their mouth full. I hate dinner now
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Can’t spell Trump without Rump, am I right ladies and gentlemen?
People who bite the fork when they eat are subhuman and I dislike them
Vergil is back for the fans, and I need to get more practice with this tablet already #DevilMayCry #Vergil #DMCV
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Drew a newer version of my dumb face #NewProfilePic
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I’m way out of practice
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Chadwick Boseman had the chance to play iconic roles and become a hero to thousands. He'll never be forgotten. RIP
No, I'm not embarrassed to admit that I've been wearing my face mask upside-down this whole time, why do you ask?
Today at work I got to see a coworker touchdown spike our company iPhone. That was pretty funny
Friends > food. I’ve made my choice
Lousy day at work leads to fun time with good friends. And a new one! So things are actually alright :)
Don’t mind me, I just realized that the term “ship” is slang for relationship.
I messed up again. It’s weird though, I don’t feel as broken up about it as I thought I’d be. Clearly this was going nowhere anyway
Me: "I used to sleep well when I was happy. Now I don't, because I'm not." Them: "Well, that's sad." Me:
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