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Michael Jarrard

@MegaMegaMike

Don't give up on the sun. Don't make the sun laugh at you.

Joined August 2009
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Joe Zieja
@JoeZieja7 Oct 2019
It's Monday. Are you crushing it? You should crush it. Even if crushing it is just getting out of bed and not succumbing to the existential dread - crushed it.
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Sarah Andersen
@SarahCAndersen6 Nov 2018
Fists up!
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It's voting day. Time to punch back. (Art by @SarahCAndersen)
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what did the ball say to the girl? ​​nothin! BANANAS DONT TALK
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Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill6 Jun 2018
What's not to love? #GetALifeNerds
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Just woke up and heard about the Military ban. What a fucking disgrace. #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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Karl Urban@KarlUrban13 Jun 2016
The day people are no longer persecuted for their sexuality, ethnicity,religion or gender ,I'll be proud to be Human
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ZodiacFact
@ZodiacFacts10 Apr 2016
A #Cancer is usually goofy around someone they like or feel comfortable with.
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ZodiacFact
@ZodiacFacts18 Apr 2016
All a #Cancer want is for someone to care about them in the same way they care about that person.
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President Obama
@POTUS4416 Sep 2015
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great.
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Funny Tweets@FunnyThingsUK7 Aug 2015
#TheWorstPartOfDepressionIs Depression
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Kelsey McClendon@kelseyroz4 Apr 2015
Replying to @MegaMegaMike
@MegaMegaMike 😄😄
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DiGiorno
@DiGiorno1 Apr 2015
BREAKING NEWS: Pizza no longer the greatest food on Earth. APRIL FOOLS hahahaha wait why am I laughing that wasn’t remotely funny
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Kelsey McClendon@kelseyroz22 Feb 2015
Replying to @MegaMegaMike
@MegaMegaMike look at my header
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“We deserve to experience love, fully, equally, w/out shame & w/out compromise”-@EllenPage on #comingout RT to agree!
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ghosts are calling into radio stations and requesting monster mash
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Words
@wordstionary14 Mar 2014
People always miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them.
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Seth Rogen
@Sethrogen23 Jan 2014
All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama26 Mar 2013
RT if you agree. #MarriageEquality,
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Bad Luck Meme@BadLuck_Brian30 Jul 2012
Retweet this if you miss someone right now.
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Kyle Hilliard@KyleMHilliard13 Nov 2011
I put my daughters life in the hands of @DanRyckert. She ended up being totally fine.
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