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Digital Marketer. A child of God. A fulltime superhero. I come here to lie.

Joined July 2022
I sell satin-lined Ankara Hair Bonnets. They are reversible, come with a removable hair tie, a satin hair scrunchie (& a thank you card that subs as a bookmark). Available in 5 different prints.
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I really just want to be one of those women driving Big cars🥹🤍
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Luhya women are really serious with ‘Mtoto ni wa akina baba’
No wonder luhya women take those sons to their deadbeat fathers families 🤣🤣 you’re not about to grow up to be ungrateful that I raised you alone
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There are people who have never recovered from the economic downturn during COVID. 6 years later and we are coming up to an election year, where things may get even worse if we don’t get our act together and organize.
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Job application sent: 10:52 AM Rejection email: 10:55 AM
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One thing I love about reading fiction is that you get to live several lives without leaving your room. You meet people you would never meet, visit places you’ve never been and experience emotions you may never have understood otherwise. Books are quite something.
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So many events in December and I know I’m not attending any.
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eu gosto tanto de ir embora que eu tenho certeza que em outra vida eu fui pai
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Currently in a meeting that started at 2pm. Ndo tuko page 6 out of an 18 page document.
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In my head I stopped being one. I removed myself from the need of being the responsible one & nowadays I move without care and consideration too. I stopped making decisions due to decision fatigue. And I date first borns only. STRICTLY. The quality of my life has improved.
Being a firstborn is hectic I should have just gone mad 2 years ago
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And when I finally win again I’m going to post this video 🥹😭🙏
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I physically cannot stand talking to most men about anything worth while cause you can just feel the arrogance radiating off of them. They genuinely believe they’re smarter than you because they’re male.
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*eu amo ler, é relaxante* eu quando matam o personagem que eu gosto:
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my ancestors would never believe the amount of male nudity we see on the internet in this era. god bless hoes aki.
Jude Bellingham for Calvin Klein. (First look via PEOPLE)
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Why would someone mention Colleen Hoover where I mentioned Kafka,Dostoevsky and Camus?😪 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Adulthood is learning that you're not broken by the great losses. Its the tiny repeated let-downs of life Each small disappointment gradually teaches you to expect less and less and you then call it 'maturity' or 'being realistic'
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Bado moja sasa
If you read The Kite Runner,A thousand Splendid Suns and When Breath Becomes Air,read As long as The Lemon Trees Grow.I want to finish you completely🙂
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Sueh is just like me. ‘My husband’ everything throughout my life. 🤣😅
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The money we’re looking for is not wig money o🤣
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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Same. Loving it here.
I loooooove being a girlfriend.
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Sasa if I like you nisikuongeleshe daily ndio nisikuwe attached? Niko attached already na ndio kwa maana nakuongelesha daily. TF? 😂
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