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32. Every breath is catharsis. Horror, record collecting, yapping about MtG priv @v01dscreamsback

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this is for you, dad. now I have an eagle too. – at San Antonio, TX
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🚨 BREAKING: A Texas grand jury has INDICTED ICE agent Mario Alberto Morales on felony aggravated assault charges after he struck a fleeing Mexican construction worker with his SUV in Houston, breaking the man’s leg in three places. Prosecutors say surveillance footage contradicts ICE’s claim that the collision was accidental. Even more disturbing, the man ICE claimed it was pursuing reportedly DIED nearly a decade ago, according to his family.
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🚨BREAKING: The Republican Women’s Caucus Fund has been unmasked as the force behind the fake Texas Transgender Student Union (TTSU). This Wyoming LLC, formed in September, flooded as many as 3 million Texas mailboxes and phones with texts and brochures just as early voting began for the midterms. Posing as a trans advocacy outfit, the materials—addressed to the children of registered voters—coached minors on seeking gender-affirming care even against parents’ wishes, pursuing emancipation, going out-of-state for hormones or surgery, and finding a “found family.” They copied branding from the real Transgender Education Network of Texas (TENT) and used a near-identical address. Legal filings named the Republican Women’s Caucus and “John Braun”—the name of a Washington state senator whose campaign treasurer, Paul Kilgore, also handles finances for the RWC Fund and PACs supporting Ken Paxton’s Senate bid against Democrat James Talarico. TTSU’s lawyer is former Paxton assistant AG Chris Hilton. TENT sued, claiming harassment, threats, and operational harm. Judge Jan Soifer ordered disclosure, rejecting free-speech secrecy claims. So, a Republican-linked group, with financial ties to Paxton-supporting PACs, mass-produced and distributed materials that impersonated a transgender student resource guide. In other words, the people who routinely accuse the transgender community of “indoctrinating” or targeting children, themselves produced and mailed the very content designed to look like that targeting—so parents would see it and react. Every Republican accusation is a confession.
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I have a flat tire and may not be able to go if the tire needs to be replaced instead of just patched 🫩🫩🫩
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i got back from lunch and could hear air coming out of one of my tires and actively see it deflating 🫩🫩🫩
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NEW: Three Z Printing, the company that printed the bogus mailers purporting to offer resources to trans students in Texas, sent an email to employees saying not to speak to the press. The email says they work with both Republicans and Democrats, but FEC records don't show that.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to Magic the Gathering and you financially ruin him for the rest of his life
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Damn Texas SC lets fraud go
Days before voting ends, the TX Supreme Court has intervened in the 202 petition proceedings in Travis County, where a deposition was scheduled for today that would reveal who is behind the Texas Transgender Student Union LLC that sent out the bogus transgender student mailers.
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Like a real Texan
voting straight ticket dem and getting whataburger after
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Yall already know what mf day it is
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You missing those but I’m missing these shits bruh
I miss the high school dry ass spicy chicken sandwich every day💔
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THIS THING CAME FROM THE CINEMA SON. YOU EVER BEEN TO THE CINEMAS? YOU EVER BEEN IN THIS SHIT? WELL MY DAD WAS AND HE LEFT ME THIS DUNE POPCORN BUCKET
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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my apologies to the og. you're more beautiful than any dumb ai could ever generate
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When I have a helper show up to the job site with this build, I already know 2 things are about to happen: 1. I’m about to do all the damn physical work because he threw his back out in ‘04 falling off a ladder. 2. This man has forgotten more than I’ll ever know about the trade and I’m gonna spend the entire time learning very useful things from him.
Men, we don’t like this
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i don’t really take shirtless pics but i’m 8 for sure
Welke valt meest in de smaak dames?
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you’re my soda pop, my little soda pop *pop*
Thirsty? The Saja Boys’ full “Soda Pop” choreo by K-Tigers is here 😏
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idc soda pop will always be carried by the shoulders
Thirsty? The Saja Boys’ full “Soda Pop” choreo by K-Tigers is here 😏
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Ladies, get yourself a man who can beatbox, do haunting backing vocals and generate video composition like this masterpiece 🤣🤣💪
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The sound of his feet shuffling LMAOO
Hallowemby we are so back
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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