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Britters

@Meridon

Chasing Clout Points™ since 2021 | Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers | As seen on @fallontonight, @midnight & Fox News.

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Joined May 2008
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My name is stegosaurus and even though i eat plants, I weigh a couple tons so it's hard to buy pants. #DinoRaps @jimmyfallon – at Stafford, TX
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lol absolutely 100% fuck you if you voted for trump.
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5 of 5 stars to Vampire Hunter D by Brandon Easton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
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Twitter sure has been fun lately. 😂
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Seriously @TwitterSupport why can I not make these stop??? This is annoying af to have 10 notifications a day, on an account i don’t use often, about accounts I don’t WANT notifications for.
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@TWITTER STOP WITH THE FUCKING “you might like this” NOTIFICATIONS. Jfc. IVE TURNED OFF EVERYTHING WHY HAVE THEY ONLY JUST STARTED. I don’t want these. I don’t need 10+ a day????????
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I do not need “recent tweet” notifications from every account on the planet??? UGH. I’ll see the tweet if/when I see them. STOP.
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If we text you 🧑‍💻 it means Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
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4 of 5 stars to Vampire Hunter D by Hideyuki Kikuchi goodreads.com/review/show/42…
Lmaoooo i can’t believe it’s been 14 years on this hell app. 😂#MyTwitterAnniversary
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Quick Burying Point photo dump before my phone dies. Special note: Judge Hawthorne’s grave & Richard More’s grave. More was the only Mayflower pilgrim to move from Plymouth to Salem. @ Old Burying Point Cemetery instagram.com/p/CdEDRFuJU7N/… – at Salem, MA

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Lol fb just reminded me of that time last year when the Twitter trolls came after me for an opinion and they really thought they had something. Bless them. They tried so hard honestly.
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NACC Disaster Services is opening a warming center tonight at 7 p.m., first come, first served basis. See info below:
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it's always he fired and he missed it's never he fired and he KISSED
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I just entered: See Ghost and Volbeat in Dallas. WGRD wgrd.com/
look if you’re only getting 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs that’s a 10% success rate and probably not worth singing about tbh
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Funeral idea: Open casket, but my body is encased in aspic and set on display like some bizarre 1950s cookbook entry.
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It’s uncomfortable to speak up against men you work with for being flippant misogynist pricks but I guarantee you it ain’t half as bad as being the target of said misogyny.
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Did you know? The asterisk in Q*bert stands for “ueen Elizabeth II’s favourite frozen treat is orange sher”
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48 hours left to get in on this MEGA Binding of Isaac Kickstarter! 130+ Kickstarter exclusive bonus cards! Amazing merch! If someone you know is an Isaac fan, let them know! times almost up! thefoursouls.com
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A fellow streamer’s daughter has been missing since Friday. PLEASE help retweet and spread the word and help us bring her home! #FINDSARAH
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