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Chasing Clout Pointsβ„’ since 2021 | Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers | As seen on @fallontonight, @midnight & Fox News.

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Joined May 2008
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If we text you πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» it means Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
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NACC Disaster Services is opening a warming center tonight at 7 p.m., first come, first served basis. See info below:
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it's always he fired and he missed it's never he fired and he KISSED
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look if you’re only getting 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs that’s a 10% success rate and probably not worth singing about tbh
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Funeral idea: Open casket, but my body is encased in aspic and set on display like some bizarre 1950s cookbook entry.
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It’s uncomfortable to speak up against men you work with for being flippant misogynist pricks but I guarantee you it ain’t half as bad as being the target of said misogyny.
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Did you know? The asterisk in Q*bert stands for β€œueen Elizabeth II’s favourite frozen treat is orange sher”
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48 hours left to get in on this MEGA Binding of Isaac Kickstarter! 130+ Kickstarter exclusive bonus cards! Amazing merch! If someone you know is an Isaac fan, let them know! times almost up! thefoursouls.com
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The CSN Cafe: It’s Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Yum!
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do pirate high schools have yarrrrbooks
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if you put a key lime inside a lock lime it reveals the Treasure of Lime Mountain
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From the paintings of Edmund Blair Leighton, these cool Lord of the Rings versions by Ricky Missaglia
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Image from The Mellon Heads - LOTR Podcast (@mellon_heads)
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I’m almost 50, and here is the best thing I have learned so far: every strange thing you’ve ever been into, every failed hobby or forgotten instrument, everything you have ever learned will come back to you, will serve you when you need it. No love, however brief, is wasted.
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20 years ago today, β€œbutterfly” by crazy town was the No. 1 song in America and there were no survivors. to this day you can still smell the cool water cologne
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Uh oh. Looks like he’s settled in. #SuezBLOCKED
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it's settled! on the 26th of march, at 21:00 my time (9pm central Europe time) i will host my very big hearthstone stream! i will open 80 normal packs and 5 golden packs! twitch.tv/theswedishdoc if you could follow/RT this, that would mean the world to me!
TheSwedishDoc - Twitch

TheSwedishDoc - Twitch

Hello! My name is Tobias but i mostly go by Toby :) I'm 27 year's old (currently) and i live in Sweden! if you ever see me live then it's just me trying this whole twitch thing :) β€” TheSwedishDoc...

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let’s talk about fish baby let’s talk about shad and bream let’s talk about all the round things and the flat things they can be let’s talk about fish
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Let’s be very clear, what we saw yesterday was an attack on our country and on democracy. This was an act of terrorism - not patriotism.
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