Comedy does me. I really like pine cones.

Joined February 2015
I made the grand gesture of putting on a pair of jeans today as if I were invited to a gala
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Susan Messing retweeted
Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact. How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.
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Donald Trump just kidnapped another country’s leader so you’d forget he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. This is fucking insane.
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This is what integrity looks like.
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Even the dumbasses here who label everything that doesn't align with their politics "unfunny" (that also goes for Miller/Schneider haters) should admire Colbert for having the balls to call out his bosses (see clip). He did it with Moonves too, even before any non-CBS hosts. - RS
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. Watch and share his message.
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I dont care who the fuck you are... If you use the word "retard" as an insult you are a worthless piece of shit It seems rampant within MAGA, but others are using it too STOP IT
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No emotion just facts and undeniable truth‼️ Exactly this. The glorification of wealthy people and the excuse of their evilness‼️
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I hate that any of this needed to be said.
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Holocaust Survivor tells his sheriff and Trump’s Deportation czar that history “is not on your side.”
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The richest man in the world is playing the victim on TV interviews while he guts essential services for veterans and the poor.
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Pete Hegseth removed Colin Powell’s name from a list of notable Americans, buried at Arlington National Cemetery. Hegseth also removed the names of every person of color and every woman on the same list. Only white men were left in place.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No service members were permanently removed from the Notable Graves section from the Arlington Cemetery website. General Colin L. Powell is among those listed. arlingtoncemetery.mil/Media/News/Pos…
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WATCH: “Your bill allows millionaires to take money that could go to public schools to subsidize private school tuition.” Rep. @jamestalarico pushes back on the Texas voucher scam.
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🔥 SOUTH CAROLINA Rep. @Dr_JLJohnson: “You don’t like being called racist in here, but every time we give you a chance to show us something different you show us who you are.”
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This is what a serial lying sociopath and carnival barking conman looks like. 😳👇
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At present, Trump is the greatest threat to democracy in the world.
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I am once again asking for billionaires to pay their fair share in taxes. U.S. Senator @BernieSanders calls for scrapping the cap on Social Security on NBC's Meet the Press!
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Former President of Poland Lech Wałęsa wrote the following letter to Donald Trump: 1/n
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In today’s Vatnik Soup REBREW, I’ll re-introduce the American-British social media personalities, Tristan and Andrew Tate (@tatethetalisman and @cobratate). They’re best-known for their social media grifts and allegations of human trafficking and rape. 1/22
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Q: A young child just died of measles in Texas. Do you have a comment? RFK Jr.: It's not unusual. We have measles outbreaks all the time (This is the first Measles death in the US in 10 years)
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In case you haven't already figured out why RFK Jr. is posting LIES about Bird Flu being "harmless" and implying that the circulating strains that are lethal to humans (with a mortality rate of 50%)..and only exist because of Bill Gates & Dr. Fauci, please allow me to explain: When the Bird Flu Pandemic hits (and some epidemiologists are indicating that we are headed in that direction), the Trump administration wants to have already seeded the clouds to falsely rain down blame on Gates and Fauci, using them as the fictitious "villains" they've long painted them to be. Because Trump does not want to TRUTH to be in the spotlight? This Truth: Trump has dismantled EVERY mechanism in place to protect the American citizens...and the citizens of the world, from infectious diseases, and 100% of the blame will correctly and accurately belong to Donald John Trump.
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