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(Parody) Albert Wesker

@MessmerSerpent

Jake is proof that I cannot pull out of anything in time. ♡SL1: @RosaryRuin ♡SL2: @HerEternality #RP #Parody #RE #ResidentEvil 18+ MDNI

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🕶 "You're merely postponing the inevitable!" 🕶 Albert Wesker 🕶 RP/Parody 🕶 Canon/Divergent 🕶 18+ only writer is old af.. like Albert 🕶 Mostly SFW 🕶 MV 🕶 Straight, but open to m/m ships with chem. ✔️ & 🔄 🥺🙏
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(Parody) Albert Wesker@MessmerSerpentApr 13
Albert Wesker: *Complains about emotions and lust distracting people, calls them weak.* Also Albert Wesker:
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I actually did nothing fucked up today... I am losing my touch /been having PTSD and doing art.
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Welcome to Alpha Team. Your weapon is your responsibility. Your partner is your responsibility. Your survival is your responsibility. I simply make sure you remember that. ♥️+🔄
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/I am still laughing about this every time i log in 😂
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldNov 1
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I cannot control them, they are like Gremlins. I fed the umbrella executives after midnight and then this happened 😬
Weskers Glasses (@WeskerEyes) profile pictureWeskers Glasses@WeskerEyesNov 1
Please nothing but her (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠) I'm scared wesker
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milk ✦ (@milkn0va) profile picturemilk ✦@milkn0vaOct 31
💙⭐️ #JillValentine #ResidentEvil
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Far more evil than I could ever be.
Umbrella Corp. Official (@UmbCorOfficial) profile pictureUmbrella Corp. Official@UmbCorOfficialNov 1
Alright, Halloween over. Deploy Mariah Carey.
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Chris what is 2+3?
chris red(failed) | parody (@chrisredfailed) profile picturechris red(failed) | parody@chrisredfailedOct 31
Replying to @MessmerSerpent
my IQ is not that low 🤨
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No one can save you!
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I am not mean to everyone. Just most people. Especially Chris.
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Whatever you say midget.
Parody || Gavin (@Arrogantdetect) profile pictureParody || Gavin@ArrogantdetectOct 31
“. . . 5’9” Isn’t that short.”
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Is that any way to treat your future niece and nephews father?
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 31
“Fucking leave my sisters name out of your mouth,”
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Whatever. You would still kiss me if I asked.
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 31
“It was stale. Love died in 1998.”
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Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Chris as my costume. /Had a break to fix the typo lol
(Parody) Albert Wesker (@MessmerSerpent) profile picture(Parody) Albert Wesker@MessmerSerpentOct 31
Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Vhris as my costume.
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It was a doughnut of love.
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
Replying to @MessmerSerpent
“… Why the hell would you do that!?”
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Oh.. Ouch.. Your sister though... 😏
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
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Absolutely!
Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile pictureParody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
“… if that’s your idea of love…”
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I feel like someone is 5'9".
Parody || Gavin (@Arrogantdetect) profile pictureParody || Gavin@ArrogantdetectOct 30
“I feel like someone is jealous.”
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Parody || Chris Redfield (@EldestRedfield) profile picture
Parody || Chris Redfield@EldestRedfieldOct 30
Replying to @7minsinUroboros
@7minsinUroboros @RogueOfBullets @MessmerSerpent @AWeskerOfficial tiktok.com/t/ZPLUT226j/
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Happy Halloween! I am going to lose 20 IQ points and go fight boulders to be Vhris as my costume.
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