Abbott’s genius-level comedic timing as the straight man makes it absolutely hilarious.

She’s the only person I’ve ever seen whom I believe has to make continual, moment-to-moment conscious decisions to blink.

Hilarious, Graham.

Let some other media outlet offer to triple Chris Low’s salary, and he’ll make the move so fast it’ll leave vapor trails.

I was 23 at the time, and I recall immediate and widespread voicing of disappointment and mocking of Jar Jar. The “special effects”, which were still a big deal for movies back then, were lauded. The movie itself was not.

I didn’t realize this was a humor piece until “the bars get to lose revenue from a hometown team being in the finals”. Lmao yeah, right. That’s pretty funny.

In the scene, the girlfriend doesn’t believe him and challenges him to say the names again. I always thought it would be funny if they just re-ran the same clip of Damon saying the names.

Did Nicolas Cage ever hear John Madden speak?

When someone says “I feel badly (for him/her/them)”.

In swimming. Australia is good at swimming. 👍

“Fewer”, but awesome tweet nonetheless.

My 14 year old dog loves drinking milk.

If it makes you feel any better, the Native American tribes tried for hundreds of years to wipe out each other. And not accidentally.

They care, bro. They care. She may tell you that it doesn’t matter. She’s trying to not hurt your feelings. It matters. 👍

It probably wasn’t Georgia

“MLB MVP”

Do people who blame Vegas for outcomes understand that Vegas accepted bets on both sides?