Talks about stuff. May say nice things. Loveable, loyal, motivated by bacon. MMA (UFC) | Puroresu (AEW, WWE) | Lakers | Dodgers | Vegas Golden Knights | Raiders

Las Vegas, NV
Joined November 2011
Bit the bullet and joined last week. Not leaving Twitter or anything. Just simply found another place to chill. Also, the CEO's name means 'blue sky' in Mandarin Chinese apparently. 🦋
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There’s this guy on TikTok posting NBA lowlights set to WWE theme songs and it’s fucking frying me
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Thought Stone Cold Steve Austin was going to show up. lol 😉 #IYKYK #WWE @steveaustinBSR
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Dan Orlovsky is 43 years old. Knowing what 'percent' means is literally something one learns as a kid/teenager. It's BASIC math. He played in the NFL. Football is a numbers game, maybe not compared to baseball but I digress. HOW?! 🤦🏻‍♂️
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If Game 3 was LA vs. Tampa Bay and the Dodgers smoked the Rays 10-1? Or either team didn't hit a home run like in Game 1? Many would make the same "this is boring" remarks. So, no this is not necessarily about being anti-Milwaukee. Relax, Brewers fans. #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
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What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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Don't tell me Milwaukee vs Tampa Bay is evenly matched when so far this Series features the Rays 1. Getting crushed 10-1. 2. Blowing a 4-0 lead. Dodgers vs Toronto Blue Jays came down to the ball getting stuck at the wall in Game 6. #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
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Prolific voice actor Eric Bauza passed away at the age of 46. Here is less than 1% of his credited roles:
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HE'S SUCH A SUNSHINE
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If one thinks Barack Obama joking that the White House "Looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory" is him insulting Cheesecake Factory? *Jeff Foxworthy voice* "You might be an idiot." 🤦🏻‍♂️
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No one will remember this team.
This Brewers team is far and away the best team of the 2020s
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Tampa Bay Rays FINALLY scores a run. It's 10-1 in the 9th inning of Game 3. Milwaukee Brewers can't get a shut out. #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
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Milwaukee Brewers up 10-0. Tampa Bay Rays have ONE hit in Game 3 of the World Series. Joe Davis and John Smoltz are literally trying to find something to talk about. 🤦🏻‍♂️ #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
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Triple H more famous? WHAT?! Even if, at worst, many don't know the name of James Hetfield. They recognize he's the lead singer of METALLICA. Their name is THAT legendary and known. Ergo. Look, I love pro wrestling. But this is a wildly misguided worldview.
I was getting pissed about them doing it with Triple H at the Metallica show the other day, that shit was dumb as hell, Triple H is more famous than James Hetfield lol
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Canelo Alvarez vs Christian Mbilli for the WBC Super Middleweight title is scheduled to be in Riyadh this Halloween weekend. Theme of the card is Mexico vs. The World. IN SAUDI ARABIA?!? HUH?! Am I on drugs? 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤨 #CaneloMbilli
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🗣 AMERICA, PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
🎶📺 Jill Colucci performing the original ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ theme song on a 1991 episode
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Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psicosis at ECW Gangstas Paradise (9/16/1995) or Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psychosis at WCW Bash at the Beach '96 (7/7/1996) @RawrEWreckz
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🎶📺 Jill Colucci performing the original ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ theme song on a 1991 episode
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WHO in the blue hell is THAT on the left?! It damn sure does not look like Yana Santos. At all. That A.I. generated picture is...YIKES on bike. 🤦🏻‍♂️😬 #UFC123
I verified it... This is the FIRST TIME in UFC HISTORY that TWO FIGHTERS with the SAME LAST NAME are FIGHTING EACH OTHER. Yana Santos v. Luana Santos is about to be LEGENDARY. #UFCVegas123
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.@hanwaddingham is working that Spirit Tunnel! 🔥
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