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Bit the bullet and joined last week. Not leaving Twitter or anything. Just simply found another place to chill.
Also, the CEO's name means 'blue sky' in Mandarin Chinese apparently. 🦋
Mikey Bats retweeted
There’s this guy on TikTok posting NBA lowlights set to WWE theme songs and it’s fucking frying me
Dan Orlovsky is 43 years old. Knowing what 'percent' means is literally something one learns as a kid/teenager. It's BASIC math. He played in the NFL. Football is a numbers game, maybe not compared to baseball but I digress. HOW?! 🤦🏻♂️
If Game 3 was LA vs. Tampa Bay and the Dodgers smoked the Rays 10-1? Or either team didn't hit a home run like in Game 1? Many would make the same "this is boring" remarks. So, no this is not necessarily about being anti-Milwaukee. Relax, Brewers fans. #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
Don't tell me Milwaukee vs Tampa Bay is evenly matched when so far this Series features the Rays 1. Getting crushed 10-1. 2. Blowing a 4-0 lead.
Dodgers vs Toronto Blue Jays came down to the ball getting stuck at the wall in Game 6. #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
Mikey Bats retweeted
If one thinks Barack Obama joking that the White House "Looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory" is him insulting Cheesecake Factory?
*Jeff Foxworthy voice*
"You might be an idiot." 🤦🏻♂️
Tampa Bay Rays FINALLY scores a run. It's 10-1 in the 9th inning of Game 3. Milwaukee Brewers can't get a shut out. #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
Milwaukee Brewers up 10-0. Tampa Bay Rays have ONE hit in Game 3 of the World Series. Joe Davis and John Smoltz are literally trying to find something to talk about. 🤦🏻♂️ #MILvsTB #WorldSeries
Triple H more famous? WHAT?! Even if, at worst, many don't know the name of James Hetfield. They recognize he's the lead singer of METALLICA. Their name is THAT legendary and known. Ergo. Look, I love pro wrestling. But this is a wildly misguided worldview.
Replying to @9ja_luchador @notwhydeegee2
I was getting pissed about them doing it with Triple H at the Metallica show the other day, that shit was dumb as hell, Triple H is more famous than James Hetfield lol
Canelo Alvarez vs Christian Mbilli for the WBC Super Middleweight title is scheduled to be in Riyadh this Halloween weekend. Theme of the card is Mexico vs. The World. IN SAUDI ARABIA?!? HUH?! Am I on drugs? 🤦🏻♂️ 🤨 #CaneloMbilli
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psicosis at ECW Gangstas Paradise (9/16/1995)
or
Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Psychosis at WCW Bash at the Beach '96 (7/7/1996) @RawrEWreckz
Mikey Bats retweeted
🎶📺 Jill Colucci performing the original ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ theme song on a 1991 episode
WHO in the blue hell is THAT on the left?! It damn sure does not look like Yana Santos. At all. That A.I. generated picture is...YIKES on bike. 🤦🏻♂️😬 #UFC123
I verified it...
This is the FIRST TIME in UFC HISTORY that TWO FIGHTERS with the SAME LAST NAME are FIGHTING EACH OTHER.
Yana Santos v. Luana Santos is about to be LEGENDARY.
#UFCVegas123
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punk rock, strip clubs and spicy margaritas
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