Born to cook, forced to go on the computer
Melbourne (France)
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My son just looked at the television and said "Daddy, do you think these rioters will register to vote?" He's a 46 year old Vox journalist and I hate him so fucking much.
Couples who film together on Instagram, my fucking lord. Just saw some lady dry humping her boyfriend on camera and the caption was "I got dumped. Then I got myself a cute Islander boy who's 10 years younger." Please put the phone down.
EB Games staff: Hey there, can I help you with anything?
Me: No it's all good. I'm only here in the same way birds fly into windows or drivers slow down when passing car accidents. I'm here to watch a world dying. Also this pre-owned copy of Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is $98.
My colleague's teenage daughter, a kid from the Gold Coast, Queensland, says "lowkirk" and "lowkirkuinely".
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Any beautiful or difficult art is "pretentious" and anyone enjoying it is being "performative." Please just keep watching shortform video content and get excited for infinite shortform video content.
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Today my book ‘Playing the Victim: How the Powerful Deny and Attack Survivors of Violence, from Domestic Abuse to Genocide’ is out. My book draws the connections btwn domestic abusers’ tactics (particularly DARVO) and imperialism, Zionism & state violence. Link/more on it below:
I think it's cool that Australia (a Wario) has its own Waluigi (New Zealand). I think that's neat. Cultural cringe prevents me from claiming the Mario/Luigi pairing even in analogy.
I don't normally defend c-suite lizards but 1.) cool 2.) anyone who snitches to mark di stefano is a bum
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Is this you @macsween_prue?
It’s come to this. Victorian politician Independent MP @helenhainesmp, a mother of 3, has been deliberately targeted and run down by some bastard. So sad. Thinking of her and her family.
My four-year-old tried to argue that pee pee is stored in the ding dong last night. He's so far outside the scientific consensus on this one it's fucking laughable.
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No advocate is irreplaceable. No-one is more important than their movement. No-one is so valuable to a community that what they do cannot be replicated or improved. Real leaders reject the cult of personality and empower their replacements. Real movements make sure they do.
Half the books in ABC Radio National's Top 100 books list are books you'd read in early high school, actual children's books and some fucking cookbooks. And the other picks are mainly small town big secret fuckass mystery detective books that are or will be Stan originals.
Guys who support the wholesale bombing of Iran pretending to cry because some neoclassical mcmansion-looking town hall burns down in France, a country they also hate anyway.
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guess who just got kicked out of
the greens for, you guessed it, being polyamorous!
I'm an office worker husband. I pack my woman's keep cup every morning before getting the kid to school. If any Marketing Matts think they can steal her from me, well, let's just put it this way, I'll kill you if you try, sugardick.
