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Sports Massage Therapist and 3rd year Sport and Exercise Science student at MMU

Manchester, England
Joined November 2009
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🏁 WIN! WIN! WIN! 🏁 To celebrate being at @fosgoodwood this week, taking @Excelr8M with us, we're giving away a SIGNED #BristolStreetMotors with #EXCELR8 team top!  For your chance to win: LIKE, RETWEET and FOLLOW us by 17.07.23. Ts&Cs apply. #OnTourFOS #MeetAtTheStreet #FOS
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Gorgeous new colour for summer, and it looks amazing with a tan 🌞 Get your nails holiday ready with a gel polish, Β£20 for nails or Β£35 for nails and toes (includes filing and cuticle work). Call/text 07922424737 to book in, or see website for full details πŸ’…πŸΉπŸŒ΄βœˆ
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**BREAKING NEWS** Appointments for all treatments will now be available at All Eyes On You, Cheadle on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays. Mobile appointments will still be available too. Get in touch to enquire or book!
The new look website is now live! Have a look and get in touch with any enquiries or bookings.
All any mother wants is for her children to be happy...and that they don't kill you in your sleep.
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Angela retweeted
EE are as useless as tits on a nun
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Every time the kitten pisses in the wardrobe we make him wear the Sombrero of Shame for 5 minutes.
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WEEKEND; SATURDAY Sunny in some places, a bit shit in others. SUNDAY Similar to Saturday but with a fucking hangover.
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Gazza just turned up on the question time set with 4 cans of Stella, some chicken and a fishing rod saying Joey it's gazza
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It's #giveaway time! RT to win a signed copy of #TheOneThatIWant. Two winners will be chosen at random later today. X
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Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
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Lorry full of chickens crashed on the M62 on the way back from Anfield where Brenden Rodgers and Liverpool had been counting them for weeks
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Given the recent misery caused by Russia, the least they could do is have this pair finish up by lapping at each other's slots #eurovision
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RT to win a signed copy of #TheOneThatIWant. I’ll pick 2 winners at random later today. β€˜From this day forward...’Xx
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Took the wife dogging last night,.......NEVER EVER AGAIN.........by the time she finished parking everyone else had FUCKED OFF...........
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20.5" iMac for sale. 4gb Memory upgrade. 250gb HD. 2.4GHz Intel Core Duo. Late 2009 Model. @ me for details. Please RT. #NEFollowers
Following on from Balotellis goodwill gestures, Rooney has gone round offering his services to old people's homes across Salford.
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The Drunken Disorderly Inn – captivating accommodation for people who spoil a good night out drunkendisorderlyinn.com #ddinn
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God I wish Johnny Robinson was in the final just so we could watch him and Louis sing 'I Am What I Am' together #xfactor
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Amelia is now so famous her name is already rhyming slang. "The water must be very cold, have you seen the size of Harry's Amelia Lily?"
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