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This is old jimmys new twitter
Also the boiler just blasted me in the face with hot ash and took most of my right eyebrow
I still smell like burnt hair
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Abdullahi Ahmed, the Somali-born muslim assistant superintendent of Portland Public Schools in Maine, proposed a policy to regulate dogs on school grounds because they’re "impure” according to Muslim culture.
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Kick Streamer SHARPFART had to jump out of a moving truck after it wouldn't stop and 911 almost had to be called 😱
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MERCH STORE IS LIVE AGAIN:
NEW DESIGNS DROPPING THIS WEEK
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#fishtanklive #safezone
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Tuedank congratulates Mizzy on being the new owner of Fishank
“Life is Mizzy Tank?” #fishtanklive
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The moment Alex B left Jimmy at Ice Poseidon's Safezone #fishtanklive #safezone
Live now on kick
Moopingas
To my new viewers welcome to the average kick exclusive stream I hope you have fun
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The washroom on the IT floor
I’ve worked as a janitor in a massive Fortune 500 company’s headquarters for the last 25 years (nepo hire). For the first ten years I worked at the company the men’s room was always clean and easy to maintain. Worst you would get is maybe a couple of drops of piss dribble in front of the urinals from careless shakes, some shit stains in the bowls from greasy shits on the IT floor when they had been pulling all nighters and living off pizza, or soap in the counter when someone got overenthusiastic with the pump.
The women’s bathroom was always the bane of my existence because they would flush sanitary products, cause plugs, and would continue to use the plugged toilet until a mountain of shit and piss formed. That began to change about a decade ago when an Indian guy got hired in C suite, and slowly we started getting Indian managers on all floors. It started with unflushed shitters, but as more and more of them came in it steadily got worse. What used to be a gross, but ultimately low stress reasonably paying job has become a nightmare. The IT floor is the absolute worst.
They will not sit on the toilet and instead stand on the seat to squat. They frequently have explosive diarrhea, which, combined with their habit of squatting, means shit splatters on the seat, floors, and walls. They do not even attempt to clean the mess they made which means the next guy to stand and squat ends up stepping in their assblast and tracking it all over the floor when he walks out of the stall. They wipe with their hands and not the provided paper, I know this because finding shit covered handprints sliding down the walls of the stall is now a daily occurrence.
For some reason, despite not washing their hands near as I can tell, they frequently break open the soap dispenser and steal the giant bags of soap they are connected to. My team and I are the only non-IT employees who will enter the IT floor now, and the turnover is so high that I can’t get a single FNG to stay more than a month. I am considering leaving myself after a quarter century and my entire employment history being with this one company. I am in hell and it smells like feces & microwaved curry.
Going live tonight around 8 or 9pmish on my kick account Moopingas
Gonna be a return to the attic vhs and random games stream
As I discuss how tf I’m gonna dig myself out of this financial hole
#fishtanklive #safezone
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Anitaplaya gets pressed by TTS on Jimmy Stream
"Get that black baby outta my face!"
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