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if you say "pumpkin spice latte" in the mirror 3 times a white girl in yoga pants will appear & tell you all her favorite things about fall
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The people lucky to a have a #Gemini friend will have the best of both worlds, an intelligent friend and a flexible one.
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Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11, but missed it because he overslept.
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Life was a lot easier when the only thing I had to take care of was a tamagotchi.
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Lots of people want to ride with u in the limo, but what u want is someone who will take the bus with u when the limo breaks down. -Oprah
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If chicks ran the world, there'd be no wars...only a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. #Truth
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The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her.
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I'm calling your mom. #whitegirlproblems
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When Super Bowl XLVI kicks off Sunday evening, it will feature three former Razorbacks. bit.ly/zdHEAo
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Marriage makes a woman more likely to become depressed. For men, they are less likely.
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In a world where you can be anything, be a princess. #LifeOfABarbie
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Lets spend hours getting ready to make sure people notice us ignoring them. #LifeOfABarbie
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens where I live, it gets around.
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I saw my shadow this morning. We're headed to the national championship! #groundHog
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If you aren’t happy being single, you’ll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.















