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Santa Sanaa. Commercial and Finance Law.

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Joined November 2017
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Thats exactly what you wanted and don't pretend otherwise
Called my ex to ask him for the name of an establishment he once took me to. Please tell me why that led to plans for a weekend getaway 😭
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Instead of another ugly expressway on Thika rd why can’t they do this🫠
The future of connectivity is unfolding right before our eyes. Nyayo–Talanta link taking shape.
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Its remotely possible
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Zanzibar beyond the beaches and fancy resorts is just Khwisero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rafiki Yangu jana amenunua Samaki Mbili apikie msichana alikuwa anaimport from Kisumu. The Tilapia Babe didn’t show up, tumeamkia samaki mamae na wine kama wayahudi 😂
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Kalasinga amesema if your boyfriend uses the road when they’re on a road trip they’ll stop the car and call you ugly 🤣 mambo ya passenger princess ni ngumu
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Checking my bank account a month after a breakup
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8 year old me when it was cold to make it look like I was smoking
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COVO kilimani seating on the Couches around the dance floor means you have to buy Tequila don julio (15k).. ikiisha walitoa viti moja moja wakaleta stool tutoke 😂😂😂 nasty bastard owner
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It's like primary school 😂
Replying to @tadgue
Haha. People have tried. I personally have stopped them from using the road with us. Some chap tried that. He was embarrassed infront of his girlfriends and had to leave.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
A man not being able to get the bartender’s attention really is such an ick 😭😭
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The Ministry/Authority hasn’t put a moratorium on this stuff?
Water is the new gold in Nairobi estates as most aquifers are depleted and the remaining one will be dry in the next 5years💧.
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Been laughing since 11pm😂 You have to admire how birds move
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Love it😂😂😂
Bro was so smooth with the divide and conquer strategy😂
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Yepppp it’ll be discontinued before they gain another lawsuit. Product development must’ve had a micro budget cause how did yall not get this right before idk……releasing the phone to everybody ?? ☠️
This is crazy! Has to be the worst fear for any Duo owner.
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The ref 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Waah😂😂😂
This was one of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” in Korean MMA Shit was straight out of a movie 😳
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This was one of the nastiest cases of “f*ck around and find out” in Korean MMA Shit was straight out of a movie 😳
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His religion wasn't even mentioned because he’s Christian, the headline just called him a “cult leader.” But if it were a Muslim, it would boldly label him an “Islamic terrorist.” He’s a pastor by the way.
BREAKING: Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie has been jailed for 200 years for the murder of 190 children. trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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New Mpesa balance is Ksh98.96
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