Hitting Wolves fans with “so no ring” is the same as hitting OKC fans with bottom 3 education jokes.
They get so mad so easily. Free entertainment
Omg either Zeke or DeMar is off my team soon?
The Nuggets have an unidentified player that the Warriors could be targeting in a potential trade
“There’s one in Denver... what do I know? Nothing, but there is one in Denver.”
(Via @timkawakami, h/t @TheNBABase)
That bottom 3 OKKKC education🔥🔥
Gordon and Scam for AD
Jamal
Braun
Brazile
AD
Jokic
Anybody(literally)
Hopkins
Strawther
Spencer
Bagley
Ring me
There are indications that Anthony Davis still wants out of Washington and he could force the Wizards hand at the trade deadline, per @SeanDeveney
AD has a 50% chance on Kalshi of being traded before the deadline
“Size doesn’t matter” thank god for Jokic
I got called slurs for saying Jokic was closer to Bagless on defense than Bagless is to Jokic on offense.
This is fake because FanDuel wasn’t mentioned. Don’t fall for AI kids
BREAKING: An internal investigation found that the Spurs winning the lottery in 2023 and selecting Victor Wembanyama may have been fixed. Sources say the league wanted to the Spurs to contend to create a rivalry with the Thunder and increase ratings.
A massive scandal is about to emerge.
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Big honey was moving like this last night
“AD didn’t move from his locker for 45 mins. He kept repeating ‘I can’t believe this shit’ as he stared into space.”
LeBron came over to him and told him, “We did the best we could.”
- @ChrisBHaynes
Murraybetta2 game 7thoughts:
Nikola “201st Airborne” Jokic
Jamal?
Brauns Taun
Big Bag Bagley
I’m Brazilean
Scam Johnson
Gordon good?
Bryce “6’7” Giannis” Hopkins
DeLess I saw DeMar I liked
Tyass
Highest Isolation Points Per Possession (PPP) In The 2026–27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 10 Isolation Possessions):
1. Nikola Jokic — 1.54
2. Kyshawn George — 1.50
3. Payton Pritchard — 1.42
4. Ajay Mitchell — 1.40
5. Ty Jerome — 1.39
6. Austin Reaves — 1.28
7. Yaxel Lendeborg — 1.24
8. Kyrie Irving — 1.22
9. Zach LaVine — 1.21
10. Pascal Siakam — 1.20
Well, atleast our superstar center isn’t the worst 3 point shooter
Worst Above The Break 3PT% In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 20 ATB 3PA):
1. Joel Embiid — 9.1%
2. Leonard Miller — 15.0%
3. Cooper Flagg — 15.4%
4. Franz Wagner — 17.4%
5. Nikola Jokic — 20.7%
6. Mikel Brown Jr. — 21.4%
7. Jeremiah Fears — 21.7%
8. Myles Turner — 22.2%
9. Jayson Tatum — 22.7%
9. Collin Sexton — 22.7%






















