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Whatever you are, be a good one. Good things take time. Dad. #YNWA

Meru, Kenya
Joined February 2018
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Am i or are the others are crazy?
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Vile Ruto anatupeleka unaeza pata hii imekula 1M hivi kijokes
Thanks @amerix for the advice I'm officially a home owner
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The new generation isn’t having sex not because they lost interest or became “asexual”—they simply have low libido & that’s not being taken as seriously as it should be
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I don't even know if I will have kids but if I do, they are definetely not going to be up by 6am sijui to catch the school bus, fuck that !!
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Lol btw there is lore on the streets that strippers notice recession faster than economists
"as a whore and an economist". I had to read to the end. Gotta respect professionals.
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Whoever is driving a Haval parked at Alberton new market mall next to KFC with kids inside,your kids are drinking your Gordon's
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Btw @edwinsifuna ukiunda Serikali next year, hakuna political appointments, tunataka Technocrats Na vitu avoidable ziki happen, wana resign
BREAKING: Spain's Minister of Transport has resigned after train crash left 69 people dead
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Apparently prostate test is now done via a blood test. Yani ikifika turn yetu mnabadilisha goal post.
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Wah kandanda ni ngumu
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Meat has no business being in honey
This guy cooks a $200 wagyu steak in $300 of honey and it looks unreal. That black crust is the honey, and somehow it still works 🍯
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How do you transfer eSim @SafaricomPLC please advice.
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Nyoni anaanza big games why?
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Juzi mlikua mnagas uyo jamaa ati "you should write a book" sahii mumemgeuka mnasema he is an insufferable prick. Kwani... 😹
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For those wondering, this is why the murderer stopped abusing H.E the 6th
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Learn To Use Condoms. 😭
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That one grape in the bag that’s a lil fucked up
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Replying to @RamzZy_
So the motivation for reconciling with an absent father is that one day someone's parents might ask who your father is and what he does? 😂 Imagine making a deeply personal decision about healing and family relationships based on how presentable your family background will look at a potential in-laws' interview. A parent's absence is not a child's shame to fix. And if a family considers you less worthy because your father was a deadbeat, perhaps you've just discovered another red flag. Run!
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Your TL dad akona mid life crisis lmao He needs to get it together
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Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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POV: you don't have time for female drama anymore
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Ancestors nao siku moja wachangie mzinga.
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