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Even if you dance in water, your enemies will still accuse you of causing dust. #Manchester United, #Golden State warriors #HalaMadrid #FERRARI F1 fan.

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My President. Ukatiba Ndio Tiba✅
Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya. I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans. I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign. If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan. You can donate any amount. Simply log in to davidmaraga.com. Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137 Account Number: 4164137
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Replying to @moneyacademyKE
Kama Dem yako alikua amezoea diani, fly her first class around the world. Kama sherehe ilikua ya Westy, sasa ni Capetown, set her up and empower her. Itauma watu, broke boys wataongea mbaya lakini the objective is to "elevate" her & grow together. Na uone akilala 3AM akikuombea
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aaaaah
Mwanaume ni kurudi after 25 year na unawauliza... "Gukú mundú atarí kuó mutigiceha rugiri?"
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🤣🤣🤣🤣tamaka nimuhitagia
wĩnama nĩ wa kĩama?
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Ndeto nyingî nî cia ùthoni ùgîkua na Gîtîyo kîù ùrenda heo nî mùkaguo. Ithuî tùrenda kùruta mùragani wa Sugoi!
Prof. George Saitoti once reminded us: “There comes a time when the nation is more important than an individual.” That time is now. Let it be known: no one owns the opposition, no one owns a region, and no Kenyan is more Kenyan than another. Every Kenyan has the right to choose their political party, to campaign in their own way and style, and to express their political views without intimidation, bullying or condescension. We cannot preach democracy while attempting to silence those who disagree with us. We cannot demand respect while treating fellow leaders and citizens like children who must be lectured, ordered around or given permission to participate in politics. Kenya belongs to all of us. No individual, however influential, has a proprietary claim over a region or its people. Leadership is not about bullying others into submission, creating unnecessary drama or declaring oneself the gatekeeper of a community. Leadership is about bringing people together, listening, persuading and earning trust. And to my brother, let me say this with respect: respect is earned, not demanded. You do not command respect by lecturing others; you earn it through humility, character, consistency and the ability to respect those who may not agree with you. The opposition cannot afford to become a collection of personal fiefdoms and competing egos. The country is bigger than any individual, any party, any region and any political ambition. Let us remember what Saitoti taught us: when the nation calls, the individual must take second place.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣oyaaa sebuleni saaa ngapi kesho?
Wah kandanda ni ngumu
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Claiv K retweeted
I voted illegally in Houston, Texas, 17 times yesterday. My name is David Kanono Kajinga Ndii and I'm an economic advisor to the president of the republic of Kenya.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Claiv K retweeted
ithĩria cia kwanyu wangware ũyũ, cia Gĩkũyũ ndũngĩmenya. ndũgatũme ngũĩre ũhinge kanua magego matikagĩe ndoro nĩkũraurire
Replying to @edwinsifuna
Sifundu you are about to learn the lesson the hard way 😂Kikuyus will show you bad things , ngoja yanakuja
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"Let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist." Whew. What an opener. Right up there with the best of Lord Keynes best bangers.
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Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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We @WilliamsRuto ùmenye 2027 tùrakùhùrithia thî ta kîmira!
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"Tutacheki."
is there a word between yes and no
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Claiv K retweeted
Wamekua na Rais mko na na Mwangi wa Iria
Watu wa Nyeri hawaamini watu wa Murang’a wako na KFC na pizza inn🥳🥳😂na msisahau kuna hadi Mall ya Magunas😭😂
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Say what you want about this guy but he and Sifuna understand how politics work. All these other characters are just jokers
Gachagua: I am not arrogant; I am truthful
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Ùthamaki ndùheanagwo ta mwaki wa thigara.
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Wewe na wewe ujipange usipochukua hii season naosha mikono
Starting to find that rhythm.
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Some of our faith project coming true oo😂😂
Man U ??? 😂😂😂. Looks like the snare is broken ooo…. 😂 or is this AI? 😂
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Most Kikuyu word 😂I have seen today
Replying to @KibunjaMichael
Aca maani....gari iyo i fine thank you
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Claiv K retweeted
Told a man I’m currently healing and working through my abandonment and anxious attachment issues. As we continued talking, he mentioned that when he gets upset, he tends to isolate for days. Not a few hours, but actual days. And right then, I knew it would be the last time we spoke. Learning to recognize a potential trigger before it even has the chance to happen.
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“Not the result we wanted”
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“Not the result we wanted”
A #UCL night at Old Trafford awaits 🏟️✨
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