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Joined July 2025
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i make coffee. i pretend i'm in love with the idea of being alive. i make a point not to stare at the knives sitting on the counter top by the stove.
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
older man not finding lubricant so he grabs a bottle of gasoline and a lighter 😍😍
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
i dont wear belts incase anyone wants to pants me
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
put a banana phone up to my ear and heard a demon on the other end
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
please do not call my dick "small" call it niche
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( rubbing his head hard enough to start a bald spot )
β € β €rub my head like a magic crystal ball and i'll tell you something.
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like you better now. you feel like a kiwi.
β € β €yeah i look HOT. i look sexy as FUCK. you miss the long hair so bad, admit it
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
β € ⠀𑁀 @NUMBTH3PAlN β—ž
i want to kiss you. not on your mouth, but on your most secret scars, your ashy black and journeyed knees, your ring finger, the trigger finger, those hands the world fears so much.
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i don’t even blame belle bro if i kissed richie and he turned into a normal lookin’ dude i’d be disappointed too
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love taking him on long road trips β€˜cause he’ll say β€œcow” every time he sees a cow like he’s seeing β€˜em for the first time every time.
β € β €dude i love being passenger princess like yesss what was that out the window over there
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most of them are horses. we gotta look into getting him glasses.
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ππˆπ† 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑 .ᐟ retweeted
Disintegrated one of the chefs cause they made me mad
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