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beautiful kaleidoscope of trauma and resilience. I speak fluent sarcasm. How can I lose when I came here with nothing?

Lilongwe
Joined September 2015
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Too many times i have spoken when i should've listened. Was harsh when i should've been tender. Cried when i should've laughed. I stayed when I should've left but most importantly, I LEARNED! Thats what matters
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Am I a lover? Yes. Am I lustful? Absolutely. Two things can be true at once.
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Estudiar 20 años de tu vida, para terminar contemplando la idea de irte a lavar baños a otro país porque te van a pagar mejor. Ya no quiero eso para nuestra juventud.
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What is the reward?
So as a man, why don’t you wanna be a provider??
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Remember you must die
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Theres a certain group of individuals who are very vocal against corruption but if you scrutinise them, you'll find out they are also very corrupt only that they lack opportunities. They are vocal because it's not them, they are envious but they'd be worse if tables were turned.
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Because they are already a pain in the ass as it is so imagine how amplified that'd be if they had the resources. Their voicing out isn't to end corruption, its to change the beneficiaries because they think they're better, intelligent and more deserving than others
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The problem is we stopped disciplining children and started diagnosing them. Now we have a society full of adults who think everything is someone else’s fault
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Sounds like a threat
MCP not done with Malawians yet, eyes 2030 return Those who thought the Malawi Congress Party (MCP) was politically finished after its crushing defeat in 2025 may have to think again, as the party is already plotting a return to government, declaring that 2030 is its moment to reclaim State House. Read full story at: malawi24.com/2026/11/08/mcp-…
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Today I have used the last of the fuel i had left to buy utilities and other essentials. As of now, am parking this vehicle till whenever the fuel situation improves. I for one dont believe in sitting pama queue for hours and hours, i consider my time more valuable than that. what a failure this country is turning out to be. anyways, looking forward to the exercise that comes with walking to and from bus stops though.
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Ndili kwawo. Andiphikira
Im going to call my ex tonight and pretend I'm drunk. If it doesn't work we'll blame the alcohol
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I hate videos where you have to narrate first then show. Just fucken show or go straight to the point madasaka
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Pork has three religions waging war against it and it’s still the most consumed meat in the world. No one can dim your light if you are the best.
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Watching them collect bridesmaids numbers💔
Me watching my friends having fun at my wedding while I have to sit with my wife 😭
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I see why my ex didn't want me outside, they love me out here 😭😭
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The problem is not that politicians have become too powerful. It is that citizens have been conditioned to believe that challenging their power is somehow disrespectful.
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Death to the politician
Do you want to know how China got rid of corruption? Death sentences! Do you know how Singapore dealt with corrupt politicians? Through death! Any other means of fighting corruption is useless! A country cannot win the war against corruption when thieves know they can steal billions and walk away laughing.
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And if you get pregnant by me, contact my mum. She handles all that shit. 😭
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I could've bussed my gun but I won't 🕺
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Government should be judged by the conditions people live under, not the speeches it delivers.
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Sean Paul wa ma dreadlocks was a hitmaker
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