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London-based, Teenaged TikTok micro-celebrity

Joined February 2023
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It is not a Happy Birthday and nor has it been since 1951.
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My favorite post of all time
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C’est bien drôle de vanner les japonais mais il faut bien se rendre compte d’à quel point leur pays est dans un état déplorable et ça c’est juste pas drôle , les japonais révoltez vous aussi !
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“Gamers don’t have to be your audience. ‘Gamers’ are over.” *studio collapses
Don’t Nod, the studio behind the original Life is Strange, is collapsing. The French developer is facing a near-total layoff, up to 85 jobs, which would leave its French teams with only a small number of employees. The studio has struggled with a string of underperforming releases, the most recently the sci-fi adventure Aphelion. Don’t Nod has warned that it may not have enough funding to continue operating beyond January 31, 2027, and has entered a French “safeguard” procedure to restructure its finances.
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The o algo community raped me. All of them. They lined up in a giant train and raped me for over 60 hours.
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Single men should start playing video games you can meet beautiful women on there. I’m meeting my girl Lilith tomorrow. She’s diamond on league and a talented software engineer.
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“HARRY POTTER DID YOU AND THE GRYFFINDOR BOYS RUN A TRAIN ON MALFOID WHILE SHE WAS HIGH ON KHETAMYN ELIXIR!”
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Being severely disabled is a full time job.
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"We're joining WoW Forever to stick it to all the disgusting racist, transphobic chuds! Let's show them who really owns this game! 🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨" The next day in real life:
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good morning to everyone except human male paladin players
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My essay in the Daily Mail today
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My mom is visiting Toronto and we just walked past two gypsies pulling a rose scam on some tourists. Ofc I intervened. As we were walking away, my mom says: "Those were gypsies? Roma?" "Yep." “You sure?” “Yes. Why?” "But.. if they’re Romanian… why did they look so Indian?”
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I hope there's an RP-PvP server for WoW: Forever. There's nothing else like it.
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My name is Kaya Piker and I live in this house.
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if you're a man over 20 not on DHT blockers this is your wake up call theyre basically free at every primary care doctor
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CONFIRMED SPEAKER: We are pleased to welcome Ron DeSantis as a speaker for CPAC GB! Buy tickets to see him now!
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PACK IT UP, POPULISM IS OVER (FOR REAL THIS TIME) Sensible Centrism is back. As Andy Burnham becomes PM one thing is certain: Populism is literally never coming back. Moderates know that what really creates stability is more of the exact same policies that first caused Populism
PACK IT UP, POPULISM IS OVER (FOR REAL THIS TIME) Sensible Centrism is back. As Keir Starmer becomes PM one thing is certain: Populism is literally never coming back. Moderates know that what really creates stability is more of the exact same policies that first caused Populism
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