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Theo Von Dutch East India Trading Company

@NewCardSmell

no pasa nada "Every day above ground is a great day. Remember that." --Pitbull

 Staten Island, NY
Joined August 2011
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wiretaup@wiretaupNov 4
BNO News (@BNONews) profile pictureBNO News
@BNONewsNov 4
BREAKING: Democrats win control of the U.S. Senate
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Was someone able to save the bucket before The Mothership burned down
Conor Rogers (@conorjrogers) profile pictureConor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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Alex@ContrarianAlexNov 4
Dustin Rhodes wearing a black armband on Dynamite tomorrow
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Know who is surfing on this blue wave? That’s right, Guys host Bryan Quinby, the Joe Rogan of the Left
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.@JuanSotoHaterNov 4
son every fucking result is like: Hitlerville Trump +66.2 Democrat: 51.1 Republican: 48.9 steve kornacki: I have never fuckign seen this in my life
Mariam (@Gaismair) profile pictureMariam
@GaismairNov 4
HE IS STUNNED DAWG
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hey me and this guy were in the same secret underground fraternity! congrats!
Florida Politics (@Fla_Pol) profile pictureFlorida Politics
@Fla_PolNov 4
.@AugustMangeney flips HD 93 with win over Republican incumbent Anne Gerwig Reporting by @JesseScheckner #FlaPol flapol.com/3UsWEuN
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Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) profile pictureMeghan McCain
@MeghanMcCainNov 1
Queen. Icon. Legend.
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that's right libs, I've been duped by an elderly pervert and and am mere hours away from the having my cock and balls incinerated in a volcano
Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ (@dogeofficialceo) profile pictureSir Doge of the Coin ⚔️
@dogeofficialceoNov 1
My politics in 2020 My politics now
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I have Daily Show tickets for next Tuesday, can't wait to find out who the guest is in a dang week
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Crowd Control@crowdcontroldoOct 30
I have been lit on fire 20 times 😭
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Just a couple of 22 to 45 year old fellas having a rumble in 1985
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Went to get a municipal ID and they said I didn’t have the right documents, went to the DMV with the same docs and left an hour later with a NY driver’s license
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Today I rode a ferry, subway, and bus. The MTA hat trick
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Velodus 🦃🍁 (@velodus) profile picture
Velodus 🦃🍁@velodusOct 21
Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."
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Boku wa docta
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well the Bread Week gimmick got delayed a week on British Baking Show so it's time to east cold leftover gravy & biscuits and get stuck in
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Pablo Torre Finds Out
@pablofindsoutOct 16
We found Wu-Tang's infamous 1-of-1 album, "Once Upon A Time in Shaolin" — once purchased by pharma bro Martin Shkreli — and played it for Method Man (and you) for the first time.
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Nostalgia (@NostalgiaFolder) profile pictureNostalgia
@NostalgiaFolderOct 14
What has gradually disappeared over the last ten years without people really noticing?
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We out here
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