Hi Dad, happy birthday. I’m in jail.

Joined March 2022
This is not a vacation.
Meanwhile I’m 7 drinks in and hootin and hollering at the pool
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Saw these runaway undies today. I wonder how they wound up here.
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Roxie Redhead gave El-Sayed some really lame advice tonight.
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El-Sayed’s “maga bingo” game is revealing how seriously he takes this job interview.
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El-Sayed going back to AIPAC attacks on a question about the threat posed by Iran.
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Saturday Night Fever. I can’t hear “If I Can’t Have You” without emotionally transporting to state of romance and terror.
Age yourself by naming a movie you saw in the theater when you were a KID
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Can’t wait for this guy to bring his weak act to the stage in five minutes. WXYZ.com
You can't afford a full tank of gas but Mike Rogers is chartering private planes and repairing his campaign's BMW. Summer's over so yachting turns to jetting I guess! Mike Rogers is just looking to go through the revolving door of politics to make another $14M. theintercept.com/2026/10/19/…
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“You know what a monopoly is, right?”
🚨 JUST NOW: El-Sayed confirms Medicare for All would get rid of private insurance plans Abdul: “If the government is everybody’s insurer, it’s basically buying [healthcare] for everybody” Host: "So you remove the insurance companies and government is now the insurer?" Abdul: "Government becomes the insurer" Abdul goes on to say insurance companies will be allowed to offer "luxury products for a couple folks"
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Rhonda Rhoades retweeted
She has no problem with the tactic, obviously, or she wouldn't have advocated it. She just doesn't want to be the target.
Replying to @samueljrob
Slotkin responds to President Trump saying "she should be tried," over comments she made to @AsteadWH last week: "And all I said was that if you've done something illegal, if you've used the government inappropriately and against the law, you should be held accountable.”
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Why is this news? ABC News?!
A pickup truck damaged a Taco Bell drive-thru in Appleton, Wisconsin, while towing another car.
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Rhonda Rhoades retweeted
"I want young people coming out of school to say, 'Should I go work for the Trump administration? That sounds like fun. I might get an opportunity.' I want them to be like, 'Lord, that might be buying myself a ton of problems that I don't want. And so let me avoid participating in that.'"
Just a few hours ago, President Trump said in the Oval Office that I should be tried in court because I dared to talk about the corruption coming out of the White House. If I've learned one thing from this past year, it's that you have to push back. I'm not going to be intimidated out of standing up for the rule of law and the country that has given me everything.
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My formerly feral fuzzybuns.
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Rhonda Rhoades retweeted
I love this woman. She is the most openly authoritarian politician in America. She promotes the persecution of young conservatives to “deter” them from entering politics. Now she is screaming about authoritarians. Incredible. Orwellian. Just a complete lunatic.
How do authoritarian tactics work? The goal is to create so many threats against you, your family, and your staff that you shut up. They wanna manufacture outrage. They all start repeating the same talking points. The goal is to crush your spirit. That fear becomes contagious. We can't let it.
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Just did something terrible to my lower back trying to take off my leggings. Kind of freaking out.
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I guess that Cornell thing is over.
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Accidental super? I think not. Also this music is the worst.
“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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From some dude named "Luke" on Fakebook ( I laughed out loud on this one): "Fuck my life , Before anyone starts, no, she’s not been neglected, abandoned or rescued from a shipwreck in the North Atlantic. The daft little bastard has been out in the garden, in the rain. She’s got an entire house to sit in. Warm beds, soft blankets, central heating, food on demand and two fully grown idiots who wait on her like she’s the fucking Queen of England. But no. Apparently today was the perfect day to go outside and audition for the role of a drowned Victorian orphan. And rather than dry herself off somewhere sensible, she’s dragged her soaking wet carcass upstairs and collapsed on the bedding like she’s just walked 400 miles through enemy territory to deliver an urgent message from the front. Look at her!! She looks like somebody’s tried to clean a chimney with a fucking toilet brush. And the expression on her face!!! Like the humans are the bastards responsible for the weather!! I’m half expecting her to cough up a tiny bit of seawater and whisper, “Tell my story.” £50 says she’ll be demanding Dreamies within the hour. Has anybody else got a cat with absolutely no survival instincts, or have we somehow adopted the world’s first waterproofing failure with whiskers?" Just had to share. I laughed so hard!
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