Unfortunately for the competition, haters, and frauds (the Venn diagram for whom is a perfect circle), im cookin. #GoDawgs #FlyTogether #Duuuval

Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2011
It would shock some of you to know how many times in my life I've fucked around and not found a single thing out. #ClownBlood #VillainSZN
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Florida hate week. If you celebrated the last Florida football national title by having unprotected sex, your child is getting ready for their last Christmas before going to college in the spring.
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I do not know what the Invesco QQQ Gridiron Classic is, but it seems to be impersonating the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
Its officially Georgia / Florida Week! The Cocktail Party - Atlanta Edition will take place in front of a sold out crowd on Halloween night at MBS.
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The 1-loss SEC teams
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Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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Just a general PSA:
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“We just suffered our most embarrassing loss since 2019. Absolutely no one should set foot in a classroom for the rest of the season” Man I love this sport and app 🤣
This isn’t the time for #Georgia players to be going to class, and Kirby shouldn’t be celebrating academics.
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I wasn't going to drink this weekend, but John Anderson died.
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Got an ad for a Christmas Carol Cocktail Popup experience. That's stupid. I need 10-15 Busch lights and a Muppets Christmas Carol.
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increasing radius and age range on hinge because you’re not getting as good matches as you thought you would
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🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Who among us hasn't had a few cold beers and talked politics when we shouldn't have?
JUST IN: Indiana Democratic candidate Jamie West admits she drank “3 beers” before her viral TV interview.
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There exists no walkable city, no social events, no nightlife, no restaurant that would be worth living like this. You couldn't pay me to live like this.
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YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE THE POPTART BOWL
Final: BYU 28, Notre Dame 24.
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New sports betting strategy: place bets on players I'm playing against in fantasy football.
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I've been told by Alabama fans I can blame injuries, the refs and probably the universe for a loss.
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👋 CFB fans in Tuscaloosa, We saw what happened Saturday. The citizens of Fansville wanted to send a little something your way… Head to📍Rounders @ 1215 University Blvd, Tuscaloosa, AL 35401 tonight for some Dr Pepper on us (while supplies last)!
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What if we created a loot box system for the transfer portal. Teams can buy Bronze, Silver or Gold transfer boxes with 3 random players in it.
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The America you grew up in no longer exists
This generation will never how big a deal it was to see your team go to the Rose/Orange/Sugar/Fiesta Bowl was and that’s so fucking sad.
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