Anyone else keep reading this as being something to do with @CountBinface ?
Got to this a bit late; have Liverpool taken the lead yet? #MUNLIV
You can tell what sort of Monday it is out there when you see #Bollocks is trending...
Why have you stopped commenting on the ridiculous VAR decisions that continue to spoil games? Fulham Brentford goals disallowed; CLEAR AND OBVIOUS? I don't think so #MOTD
Do you ever play an album you haven't played for ages and then, after you've played it through, realise that it's even better than you dared to remember? It just happened to me. #justperfect
I am the first to admit that I am a tech idiot but..
I searched online how to type the copyright symbol.
Apparently it's 'alt' & 0169
HOW WOULD YOU EVER WORK THAT OUT???
Okay, so now we know who is going to win the Premiership, it's just the top 4, top 6 & the relegation places to sort out #LIVCRY
I remember watching this 20 years ago, kind of creepily watchable if horribly American TV in its style. Cousin Stevie doesn't appear to have changed a bit but what has happened to Seymour Butts???
imdb.com/title/tt0354293/
#pornking
Anyone else p*ssed off at the relentlessly bad weather we've had ALL this week? Another Summer write off!
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But I forgot one that occurs after travel news updates
'2 lanes'....repeated but as 'Tulane' by the Steve Gibbons Band.
I think that's all for the moment.
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Mentioned before my verbal reactions to certain radio announcements, especially the financial news;
'In the city'...there's a 1,000 things I wanna say to you
'On Wall Street'...the same but as 10.cc
'The currency markets'...the currency cat ('Day today')
It's the people running Cannabis factories I feel sorry for #EnergyPrices
Is anybody keeping count of the number of the times the phrase, 'Calls to be sacked' & 'Richard Madeley' appear in the same sentence? Must be approaching treble figures now
#richardmadeley
After this week's results I am officially starting the following campaigns;
#pepout
#Tuchelout
In honour of @prodnose
Ah voting day!
Last time I went in and said loudly, 'Hey! Who's used up all the shampoo!?'
This time I'll do the one where I go in, take my trousers off, stick my head around the curtain and say to one of the officials, 'Do you have these in a 36?'









