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There were talks in the the last 24 hours between Larkin's camp and the Red Wings, both last night and again this morning, and what was communicated from the agents to Detroit was that Larkin feels he's given the team ample time since his trade request in May to get a deal done. Larkin has had enough, so decision was made he won't play tonight nor for foreseable future hoping a trade materializes. Fluid situation still. Red Wings circling back to teams with interest, etc., as talks escalate.
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crazy scary shit is happening all around me. guess, i’ll just go upstairs & soap up my boobies real slow in the shower.
-horror movies in the 80s
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I firmly believe that a no-trade clause should become void if the player demands a trade.
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everyone saying “horrible wording” but this is great wording. this is exactly what we mean. the fate of the culture war hinges on the outlook of your third or fourth dimmest pothead high school classmate
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
