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Unorthodox Warri girl|Oma Iwere |Chef|Christ lover|Cake Lover|Arsenal girlie|Business page @SoupaBowl_

Joined June 2020
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I’m still taking Christmas orders
Hello soupabowl fam, we bring you glad tidings 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽 From now until December 23rd we will be taking Christmas Day orders so help spread the word !!!!!
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i love my naked body i don’t even want to lie
How do you feel about your nakedness?
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Dear Muslim As Thanksgiving and Christmas are fast approaching, Please avoid driving cars through crowds, blowing innocent people up with pipe bombs, and going on stabbing sprees.
Dear non-Muslims, As Ramadan is just 92 days away, Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting. Please avoid drinking in their presence. Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙
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me tweeting to absolutely no one
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You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.
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When Atiku left power, I was still in primary school This imbecile does not rate us
I am cleaning the hunger created by atiku during Obasanjo tenure - Tinubu
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I’ve never seen a Christian blowing himself up while shouting “Christ is King”.
Christians fearmonger about Muslims forcing Islam on people, but I’ve never seen a Muslim knocking on doors to convert people.
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shaming women for their looks is a very man thing to do btw..
Me vs the transphobic Women who tell me I’ll always be a man
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The posts are 1 minute apart, this is her from her other account. This community note will prevent the author from making money. x.com/dollyqwe1/stat…
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Where in the world is that important? Bro Rufai , we have NELFUND and that’s something Americans don’t have. If I talk about the Coastal Road , it may look like I am bragging
Do you have government pipe borne water in your area
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Nigerian students dey thank tinubu for nelfund.
Big sis bought her first house, lil sis bought her first car… talk to us nice 🙂‍↕️
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our souls have been starving for each other long before we met
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I’m clearly not maximising my tits well enough
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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The FACT that we all know this means death is every reason to stand against Islam.
If 2028 catch me for this country, I go just go Kano blaspheme against Allah
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Thank you @IkejaElectric woahhh what a feat! From 9:02am to 9:08am. Six powerful minutes of uninterrupted power after three days of darkness🥳🥳💃🏽
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One of the best community notes I’ve ever seen 😭
The Book that doesn't have a single mistake 🤍
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Merry Sunday ☺️
Sunday video just because ☺️
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Sir you can just call him a fool. We’re still with you no matter what!
GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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Hello @ISWISPodcast team, I met a brilliant lawyer who loves the pod and she had an idea. Give us the dilemmas you don’t treat and let’s use it to do house party. 🌚
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9 years ago.
Still no light Still no light Still no light Still no light Still no light Still no light Still no light Still no light
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notice how she has light and you don’t? mumu.
NEWS FLASH Nigeria's First Lady Oluremi Tinubu cheers hard-fighting Flamingos against Japan in ongoing U-17 FIFA Women’s World Cup
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Watching people’s Lagos snap stories while you’re eating at a steakhouse in Houston would have you feeling like you’re missing out on something special here, lol. Please ignore that feeling, it’s the voice of the devil, you will cry blood at Ozumba Mbadiwe lol.
Moving back to Nigeria was a mistake.
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