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Not Batman’s Dad

@NotBatmans

Jesus turns water into wine, I turn catalytic converters into cash.

Joined April 2022
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16 down 0 to go the Boston Celtics are your 2024 NBA Champions
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Everytime the Giants lose it’s a personal attack against me
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Would be cool if we didn’t miss a kick before
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Double Bang in Parssipany
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Javon Holland wants me to stay sober
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ISAIH LIKLEY BANG!
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Foolish of me to expect the giants to win this game
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@fcbnorrisNov 11
being a sports fan is so fun until you have to watch your team play
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Last time I have any hope for the giants going into a season I’ll tell you that much is true
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Worst thing i ever did was become a sports fan
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Walt is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Walter Hartwell White is no friend of mine
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@MajorleaguemaddNov 12
It’s crazy they give Cy Young awards to team owners these days. Congrats to the owner of the Red Sox!
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@MoneyMaal1Nov 11
Don’t run tubby
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@LegionHoops24 Jul 2024
Joel Embiid on Jayson Tatum: “He’s got a superteam… If I had a superteam I would win too… If i go 5-20 we get blown out.” (via @TheCheckBall, @TheDunkCentral)
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Sang Welcome to the Jungle and Paul George dropped 17 before the half
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@NElGHT_Nov 10
Big one tonight.. the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The Anfernee Simons revenge game.
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I am quite fond of The Great Khali’s theme song
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dewey@bennythirdchipNov 9
Gunn getting canned is unfortunate bc Snyder bros are gonna start puffing out their chest like they deserve human rights
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Jess Whitney@Jessica_WhitneyNov 8
wdym "doing ???????" he's having a productive at-bat
area is seeing oasis (@STROASIKES) profile picturearea is seeing oasis@STROASIKESNov 8
everyone celebrating but he’s jus off to the side doing ??????
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Isaiah Likely changed my life
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Last time I ever think the giants are a good football team
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Get Charlie’s Jones off this team dude
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