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Not Batman’s Dad

@NotBatmans

Jesus turns water into wine, I turn catalytic converters into cash.

Joined April 2022
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@fcbnorrisNov 11
being a sports fan is so fun until you have to watch your team play
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Madyson
@MajorleaguemaddNov 12
It’s crazy they give Cy Young awards to team owners these days. Congrats to the owner of the Red Sox!
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@MoneyMaal1Nov 11
Don’t run tubby
Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile pictureLegion Hoops
@LegionHoops24 Jul 2024
Joel Embiid on Jayson Tatum: “He’s got a superteam… If I had a superteam I would win too… If i go 5-20 we get blown out.” (via @TheCheckBall, @TheDunkCentral)
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Pull up shoot
@NElGHT_Nov 10
Big one tonight.. the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The Anfernee Simons revenge game.
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dewey@bennythirdchipNov 9
Gunn getting canned is unfortunate bc Snyder bros are gonna start puffing out their chest like they deserve human rights
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Jess Whitney@Jessica_WhitneyNov 8
wdym "doing ???????" he's having a productive at-bat
area is seeing oasis (@STROASIKES) profile picturearea is seeing oasis@STROASIKESNov 8
everyone celebrating but he’s jus off to the side doing ??????
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Velodus 🦃@velodusNov 8
To really put how historic this into perspective, the last time this happened, Al Horford wasn't even in the league yet
Brett Siegel (@BrettSiegelNBA) profile pictureBrett Siegel
@BrettSiegelNBANov 8
The Warriors are the first team in NBA history to start the year 0-3 and win the next seven games since the 1950-51 Boston Celtics.
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PointlessHub@HubPointlessNov 6
Spice is an analogy for Dr. Pepper
AdnaanJnr (@AdnaanJnr) profile pictureAdnaanJnr
@AdnaanJnrNov 2
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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So is Charlie Kirk lol
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 5
FYI: DEI is still dead.
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muse lyrics bot@unsustainabotNov 5
from this moment from this moment you will never be alone, we're bound together, now and forever, the loneliness has gone
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≧∀≦@laeswrldNov 4
#cheesetouch
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𝓞𝔃𝔃𝔂@RlPOzzyNov 4
Winners don’t visit losers
Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass) profile pictureFullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassNov 4
James Dolan is trying to FORCE the Knicks to visit the White House to celebrate their Championship but the team does NOT want to go, per @MarlowNYC (variety.com/2026/film/featur…)
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@NewsWire_USNov 4
DEMOCRATS WILL GAIN CONTROL OF U.S. SENATE — PROJECTION
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MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouchNov 4
It's a new day in America
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casey@pathetic_gurl99Nov 4
rope is 25 cents a yard at walmart @realDonaldTrump
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Bilge Ebiri
@BilgeEbiriNov 4
Tearing down all the data centers and replacing them with Criterion Closets.
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We putting Ms Rachel on College Gameday
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Not YDG🦁
@notwhydeegee2Nov 4
. @GOP @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @NICKIMINAJ @charliekirk11 @WWERomanReigns @benshapiro @MrsErikaKirk @TripleH @jakepaul @Linda_McMahon @LoganPaul @VivekGRamaswamy @VinceMcMahon
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☘️Jøhn☘️@JT_For_Three_Nov 4
Replying to @ConnorEatsPants @NotBatmans @JDVance
JD Vance looking at the loaded handgun on his nightstand
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mattisbear@mattisbearNov 4
GOP HQ
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