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Clever Joke Name Lane

@NotLane

a guy. dumb jokes. so cool you guys.

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Joined July 2019
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lindsi the cheese croc 🧀@flindis8 Jan 2021
The News: Capitol in Washington has been invaded by scum of the earth @Groupon :
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Hunter the Bounty Dog@huntergraybeal5 Dec 2020
According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.
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corey.@awkwardphaser6 Jan 2021
I'm the very model of a modern Dollar General.
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Melissa@awkwardenabled2 Jan 2021
When someone is an asshole, people will try to say they need kindness the most. No. You know who needs kindness the most? The people who were kind to begin with
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corey.@awkwardphaser30 Dec 2020
A reboot of the Taken franchise called "Miss Taken" starring Charlize Theron as your married Twitter crush.
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Clever Joke Name Lane@NotLane21 Aug 2019
You guys... I... I don't think John Cougar Mellencamp knows how to eat a chili dog.
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.:RiotGrlErin:.@RiotGrlErin23 Dec 2020
gothmog hipstermog
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard19 Dec 2020
Santa Beyonce 🤝 Don't know if you're ready for this jelly
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard17 Dec 2020
Imagine meeting your soulmate and finding out he's a Chad.
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard17 Dec 2020
Repeat after me: People aren't fat, they have fat
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Kitty Kat@katbuble16 Dec 2020
The naked neighbour strikes again. Bitch can't keep her blinds closed. Iᴛ's ᴍᴇ, I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴋᴇᴅ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀ.
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༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ (@herprettybones) profile picture
༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺@herprettybones17 Dec 2020
Don’t be gross. Be grosser.
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meggy@labstahh3 Nov 2020
Sometimes I have WAP. Maybe it’s more W than not. Maybe the A is more W than the P. I think that’s ok because the P will absorb additional W and make the A pucker up. ~ Thoughts on Warm Apple Pie
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard13 Dec 2020
Straight Men: for my birthday I'd like sex Also straight men: for her birthday imma give her the gift of sex with me
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard12 Dec 2020
I know I’m drunk when I can’t understand a word that Charlie Brown's teacher says
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard12 Dec 2020
Who called it surrogacy instead of womb and board?
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard25 Nov 2020
As the holidays approach, please keep in mind: SOBRIETY DOES NOT REQUIRE AN EXPLANATION Thank you for your time.
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard11 Dec 2020
Sexist boomers in your area want you to smile more, sweetie
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Helleanor Rigby@Mom_Overboard11 Dec 2020
Well well well if it isn't my very own words come back to bite me in the ass
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Possum Kingdom@aissalanis18 Jun 2019
nipples are just boob straws
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