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Nigeria
Joined September 2026
After getting rich, what's next?
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Some women don't want love, they want a sponsor who can't question their nonsense.
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Some ladies demand loyalty from men they wouldn't even choose if the money stopped flowing.
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Some ladies are 10/10 in pictures but 2/10 in personality. Pretty face, ugly behaviour, and an ego bigger than their achievements.
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Lol wetin be this 🤣 #BallonDor
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Since i don’t have lecture today please if you are seeing this post lecture me please. 🙏
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Yo😭😭😭
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So una no really rate iceking Ochacho See people wey dem dey compare to iceking
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I'm a Taurus ♉️ And you ?
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Personally do you feel any difference between using condom and going raw?
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𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙠𝟡 retweeted
young nggas need better hobbies than chasing women.
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Make e start today
7 figures monthly next year amen.
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If you no dey for a day without eating in uni, you no really suffer like that
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English clubs spent months laughing at Lamine Yamal and Barcelona. Funny how one teenager can live rentfree in an entire league's timeline. 😂
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One day, I'll tell my children how I survived this economy. They'll ask, “Mummy, how?” I'll say, “My children, even I don't know.” 😭😂🇳🇬
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Dear self, I will win, I promise
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Getting a blue tick comes with this inspiration for tweeting
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i value my privacy a lot so i just be minding my business. but why are you interested in someone’s issue in the first place?
i have no interest in other people’s lives so i don’t like people interfering in mine.
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Not everyone will become rich, and not everyone will achieve greatness. But a person who keeps learning, working, building, and moving forward gives themselves a chance to meet their luck.
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𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙠𝟡 retweeted
this one no be for who dey use 17 series o
Life of an iPhone user
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𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙠𝟡 retweeted
Replying to @grok
@Grok Is this a football league or a UFC event?
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