Mean Book Club host. Former Writer/Performer @UCBTheatreNY. Former Producer/Host @Huffpost and @BuzzFeed. NBC Late Night Writers Workshop Finalist.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009
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Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
If I were Elon I'd be tweeting crazy stuff too. Anything to distract everyone from the fact that my dad and sister are fucking.
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
I’m sorry but if your kids are older than my kids, you are older than me
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
Parents, check your childrens’ Halloween candy. You could be making thousands of dollars
#BREAKING 12,000 fentanyl pills seized in wrappers of Skittles, Whoppers and SweeTarts at LAX, sparking renewed Halloween warnings to parents
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Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
New episode out! Special guest @JakeWCornell joins us to scream about this science romance. Big ups to Neha Kennard who told us she was "truly heartbroken about [this] garbage-sounding book becoming really popular” - a NYT bestseller! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
I’m not arguing that an AR-15 isn’t fun to shoot but why do you need 5 in your living room? Go to a range. I love giraffes but there are rules about raising one in my yard. I have to go to a zoo whenever I want to fuck one.
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
If laws don't stop bad people from getting guns then WHY DID HE WAIT UNTIL THE LITERAL DAY IT WAS LEGAL TO BUY ONE?
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
NYC PERFORMERS!! do you know of a theater or performing space in the city that has a DRESSING ROOM? ideally a big, old-school dressing room with a large vanity mirror? if you KNOW of a space like this, me and @natashavaynblat are on the lookout! dm us plz
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
It's not common knowledge, but if a single candidate gets more than 50% of the vote in the primary this June, they skip the general election and win the office outright. I think that Caruso is gunning to win this way, and I think he has a chance of making it happen.
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
I brought back my stranger's diary series on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=eG2g-k1i…
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
A lot of people ask me what inspired me when I was composing the soundtrack of Selling Sunset season 5. I'll tell you: Bosses, bitches, boss bitches, being electrocuted, apex predators, late stage capitalism, and the sound of silverware falling on the floor.
Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton retweeted
why are we treating the northman like anything other than a BJÖRK vehicle
