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Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton

@NotRubHarass

Mean Book Club host. Former Writer/Performer @UCBTheatreNY. Former Producer/Host @Huffpost and @BuzzFeed. NBC Late Night Writers Workshop Finalist.

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined April 2009
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Shout out to my people, the ones that take screenshots of things they don’t want to forget and then never look back at their recent photos! I see you!
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All The Gold In California youtube.com/watch?v=A-o-xPc1… via @YouTube
All The Gold In California

All The Gold In California

Provided to YouTube by Stem Disintermedia Inc.All The Gold In Cal...

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Brilliant funny wild Skrzat on the loose, somebody grab her
Ellie Skrzat (@EllieSkrzat) profile pictureEllie Skrzat@EllieSkrzat12 May 2023
Got laid off tuesday from my beautiful, life-changing job of 8 years that led to some of my most meaningful relationships. Come on twitter do your thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jesse McLaren
@McJesse10 May 2023
If I were Elon I'd be tweeting crazy stuff too. Anything to distract everyone from the fact that my dad and sister are fucking.
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My not yet 2-year-old is already trying to get me off his back. “Bye bye Mommy.” “Couch, Mommy. Go sit.” Or the classic: “Go away Mommy NOW”
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Kieran was NOT scared of heights, unfortunately @ Waimea Canyon Lookout instagram.com/p/CmxUwOjvLBj/… – at Hawaii, USA
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it me
The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) profile pictureThe Hollywood Reporter
@THR6 Dec 2022
BuzzFeed to Cut 12 Percent of Workforce Amid “Audience Shift to Vertical Video,” CEO Says hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
BuzzFeed to Cut 12 Percent of Workforce Amid “Audience Shift to Vertical Video,” CEO Says

BuzzFeed to Cut 12 Percent of Workforce Amid “Audience Shift to Vertical Video,” CEO Says

The layoffs are expected to cost $8 million to $12 million in restructuring charges, the company said in an SEC filing.

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Chelsea Peretti
@chelseaperetti5 Dec 2022
White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now
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Nice! Just got LAID off. If anyone has any writer or producer work, please send it my way! I'm great with docu-style and comedic sketch punch-ups. sarahjeanburton [a] gmail
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Joanna Borns@robotics1 Dec 2022
They finally sent this bitch to jail
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Carrie McCrossen@CarrieMcCrossen29 Nov 2022
I’m sorry but if your kids are older than my kids, you are older than me
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She’s out in the world and thriving! My baby! @Coverfly
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I’m now forever locked in as a “fussy wife” - good luck getting a divorce now @mikehrom
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My pilot Alienated is a quarterfinalist! I can hate myself but I don’t always have to hate my writing
WeScreenplay (@WeScreenplay) profile pictureWeScreenplay@WeScreenplay1 Nov 2022
Congratulations to the quarterfinalists of the 2023 WeScreenplay TV Pilot Screenwriting Lab! 🎉 bit.ly/3zBmG1b
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Saw this in the news this morning - my husband immediately responds: “if she’s doing that to protest the rising interest rates and house prices, I fully support her”
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@ChaseMit20 Oct 2022
Parents, check your childrens’ Halloween candy. You could be making thousands of dollars
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@ABC720 Oct 2022
#BREAKING 12,000 fentanyl pills seized in wrappers of Skittles, Whoppers and SweeTarts at LAX, sparking renewed Halloween warnings to parents abc7.com/halloween-warning-f…
12,000 fentanyl pills seized in candy wrappers at LAX, sparking Halloween warning to parents

12,000 fentanyl pills seized in candy wrappers at LAX, sparking Halloween warning to parents

Authorities are again warning parents to take precautions this Halloween after finding thousands of fentanyl pills in candy wrappers at LAX.

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How does anyone keep up with this thing
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan15 Oct 2022
the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward
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I’ve watched the mole TWICE and if it’s not Jacob I’m shook
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