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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Guy who is visibly breaking down and hitting a new rock bottom: “im gonna go for a walk”
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Thought this album had a really cool ambient noise outro but turns out it ended and i've been listening to construction outside my window for 10 minutes
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well kids your mom soft blocked me on instagram I think we’re cooked
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this is @jaaneDamage
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.
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Let’s put our differences aside and discover some new ones
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that one person u follow as an experiment
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hydrated obama be like “let me pee clear”
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Son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on instagram
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Weekend passes are halfway gone!! Grab yours today so you don’t miss out. 🎟️: burnbrightmke.com
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Early bird DESTROYS the worm with facts and logic
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replying to my boss “typical liberal question” when he asks me how many drinks I had on my lunch break
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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everything i touch turns to pee
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for my next trick i need a gun
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You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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I love filling out the surveys at Applebees
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