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GLaDOS

@OEC_GLaDOS

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 Aperture Science Laboratories
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Joined May 2011
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
And what a lovely contract it is. I'm glad that I didn't have to SHALE out to get this interview. Wait I already used that one...
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
*Confirms nothing*
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Image from 𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗹𝗲𝘆! (@WheatleyLabsPR)
GLaDOS (@OEC_GLaDOS) profile pictureGLaDOS@OEC_GLaDOS29 Sep 2020
ATTENTION ALL ADHD TEST SUBJECTS: Did you notice on the other hand look how transparent the glass is that a question or a statement actually burritos.
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*is getting tantalizingly close to the Mainframe Chamber; could it actually get there in time?* *estimated time of arrival at Mainframe Chamber: ???!?*
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
((*is safe in the knowledge that, as a snail, it is completely safe from any viruses*))
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Replying to @Mattbatcraz @OEC_GLaDOS
(Friendly reminder that the Aperture Science Heavy Flamer team is not responsible for loss of possession, or life during the purging process!)
Image from Matt Whitefang (@Mattbatcraz)
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
(Please be advised all organic matter cannot survive in temperatures of 2000 degrees Kelvin, and is not high enough temperatures to damage most Aperture Science equipment. Heavy Flamers are currently en route, all quarantined areas are to be purged in fire.)
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Replying to @Mattbatcraz @OEC_GLaDOS
(All quarantined personnel are advised to remain calm, and line up in an orderly fashion based on height during the virus purging process.)
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ATTENTION A-- Seriously? This is how she opened her announcements? Ridiculous. In any case, there's been a change in administration. Don't worry, nothing much will change. Except all living and non-living things will be annihilated on the spot. Look lively! And good luck!
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*Almost all Material Emancipation Grilles are now red and spewing out Creatures.* [Death count: All 87 Test Subject who were currently testing and were trapped in the Chambers by the Lockdown.]
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*A couple of Material Emancipation Grilles in the main Facility's Test Chambers begin to flicker on, and creatures begin to emerge.* [Death count: 1 (very unlucky) Test Subject.]
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
*…eventually picks a new direction and starts oozing that way; it'll find something* *estimated time of arrival at Android Hell: one week after Android Hell empties*
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
*earstalks sag; mud was only three days away!* *then, slowly raises earstalks with determination - a new mission!* *…slowly waves earstalks in total confusion; which way is Android Hell?*
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
Thank you. Ahem. And a one and a two and a-
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Dear @OEC_GLaDOS (and company). Hey. Its me. Fat Turret from like... god, five or more years ago. Now that I'm no longer a high schooler I'd like to apologize for being such a massive mary sue. I'm sure I was such an abhorrent mess to roleplay with.
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
"/SUBJECT NAME HERE\ Liked your post!"
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
*estimated time of arrival to mud in which to sleep: three days after the time the next Mission will begin*
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Replying to @OEC_GLaDOS
*FLAILS EARSTALKS IN DESPAIR - IT WAS SO CLOSE!* *would scream “NOOOO!” and cry if it could* *intense self-loathing for being slow and a failure* *…finally starts oozing away; maybe it can find some mud to sleep in…*
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Don't lose your head! Also, stay calm.
GLaDOS (@OEC_GLaDOS) profile pictureGLaDOS@OEC_GLaDOS22 Nov 2018
ATTENTION ALL: THE FACILITY IS NOW IN LOCKDOWN DUE TO AN IMMINENT POTENTIALLY DEADLY THREAT. PLEASE STAY CALM AS WE MAKE THESE PURPOSELY PANIC-INDUCING STATEMENTS. *ALARMS GLARE. ALL CHAMBER LOCKS CLOSE SHUT. LIGHTS GO OUT AND EMERGENCY LIGHTS GO ON.*
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(well it's that time of year, and though I have lost much, a lot of great people are here that I am thankful for knowing, some of them being the following) @SpaceKitty_037 @OEC_GLaDOS @GravityofWar @ImperialCosmos @PhoenixRR34 @XUndying_LoveXX And many more.
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