In Order To Be A Peace Advocate, You Must Also Be A Warlord. Very Important Person to Very Important People. RedTail
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Your Excellency 🏹👨🏿✈️⭐️ retweeted
We talk a lot of shit but these hoes be fine as fuck. Let the records show that too.
I remember a girl was obsessed to tell everyone she broke up with me and not the other way around (which I didn’t care) I cash app’d her forcing the peace I never knew I needed on me. Was happy af after she left lol
Your Excellency 🏹👨🏿✈️⭐️ retweeted
Be a playboy or stay bitchless, but never be a “Don’t leave me I can’t live without you” type of guy.
Your Excellency 🏹👨🏿✈️⭐️ retweeted
I don’t have to like what you like, or agree with any of your goofy ass opinions. Politely, fuck you. With all due disrespect.
Your Excellency 🏹👨🏿✈️⭐️ retweeted
Ain’t No Nigga Put Me On , Ain’t No Nigga Responsible For Me Havin Motion.. Nobody Wallahi I’m The Asset The One Ppl Benefit Off
Your Excellency 🏹👨🏿✈️⭐️ retweeted
ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.
“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.
I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”
The officer in charge exploded.
“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”
I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.
About ten minutes later, I heard screaming.
I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull.
And with every step, that bull was closing in fast.
It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.
So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:
“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”
Oh yeah random but Fogo De Chao has a $18 week day lunch special so if you fellas wanna take her to a high ass restaurant for the low take her there for lunch during the week. You welcome
I ain’t gone lie I’m at the age if you don’t mind cooking on a regular, with minimal attitude, and very untouchable fuck it let’s get married lmao
I ain’t gone lie me and tiff treats go together real bad! If you never had they cookies lmk I have a link you can sign up and get a free half dozen no purchase necessary. Frfr they fire af and they ain’t paying me to say this lol
If you play fair just get a good job stay off the radar and save your money. They don’t play fair at all at the adult table!
Trump is forcing The banks out of mortgages. If I was you I’d call every bank and try to buy their mortgages for Pennies on the dollar. You are welcome
Your Excellency 🏹👨🏿✈️⭐️ retweeted
Idk why some girlies don’t just get this,if they’re offering to fly you out YOU’RE GETTING FUCKD 😭😂😂idk why some people choose to be ignorant about it
