Landon Romano · Jun 26, 2015 · 9:51 PM UTC

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GAY DIVORCE COURT HAS TO BE A TV SHOW PLEASE OMG HOW FUCKING SHADY WOULD THAT SHIT BE queens would be sipping tea and snatching edges

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you're[still]single · Jan 9, 2015 · 5:22 PM UTC

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If anyone needs me I'll be busy crafting Facebook statuses about how this weather is affecting me personally

Real Talk · Jan 7, 2015 · 9:58 PM UTC

I don't have a drinking problem, everyone else has a problem with my drinking..

Real Talk · Jan 2, 2015 · 4:57 AM UTC

Cheers to another pregnancy free year!

Real Talk · Dec 26, 2014 · 5:34 AM UTC

Have yourself a merry little cocktail...

Real Talk · Dec 23, 2014 · 4:39 AM UTC

Drinking alone isn't pathetic, it's a sign of self confidence.

Real Talk · Dec 22, 2014 · 4:38 PM UTC

When stalking someone on Facebook, I get as excited as a kid on Christmas when I find out their profile is public!

Real Talk · Dec 18, 2014 · 4:11 AM UTC

You had me at 'I hate everyone too.'

Real Talk · Dec 15, 2014 · 11:29 PM UTC

My entire body has taken a brutal beating from this weekend.

Real Talk · Dec 15, 2014 · 11:26 PM UTC

I'm really hoping for a stomach virus soon so I can drop a few lbs before New Year's Eve . #whitegirlproblems

Real Talk · Nov 5, 2014 · 4:56 AM UTC

Safe to say there's a huge elephant in the room. And by elephant I mean #Republican-controlled House and Senate.

Real Talk · Oct 9, 2014 · 6:39 PM UTC

Being a stay-at-home girlfriend is exhausting....one can only watch so much daytime TV

Real Talk · Oct 7, 2014 · 1:20 AM UTC

Champagne dreams on a box wine budget... #thestruggleisreal

Real Talk · Aug 11, 2014 · 3:32 PM UTC

Unless your kids fundraiser is selling alcohol, I'm really not interested....

Real Talk · Aug 1, 2014 · 6:44 PM UTC

#JustinTimberlake has been bringing #sexy back for the past 7 years.

Real Talk · Jul 10, 2014 · 11:48 AM UTC

I should write “Wake Up” on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something.

Real Talk · Jul 10, 2014 · 2:23 AM UTC

You don’t really know someone until you get drunk with them.

Real Talk · Jul 8, 2014 · 12:51 PM UTC

At any given time my wallet is worth more than what it contains... #firstworldproblems

Real Talk · Jul 3, 2014 · 1:31 PM UTC

Story of my life.

McKenzie Leigh · Jun 30, 2014 · 2:21 PM UTC

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I have 5 tanks left in each design! Available ONLY until July 4th. Get them while you can on prettypartier.com🇺🇸