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i turn 27 today and i keep telling people “it’s my last cube for a while…” and they don’t seem to think it’s as big a deal as i do
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Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end
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Tried to make a friendly comment about how I liked my neighbor’s very autumnal outfit, but I swerved too hard into friendliness, soared past over-familiarity, and landed on the arguably hostile “well if it isn’t Mr. Fall”
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HERE WE GO! A "Severe" G4 geomagnetic storm is in the forecast Thursday night. This is quite the rare event and has at least a shot at reaching G5 levels. These events are like snowflakes, no two are the same. With that in mind, the below map is a loose representation of what G4 storms are capable of from a viewing perspective.
More to come!
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There have been a lot of rookies since 1997.
Caitlin Clark pulls down the rebound to secure the first triple-double by a rookie in @WNBA history 👏
15 PTS
11 AST
10 REB
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coach: show no mercy! show them that we’re killers! KILLERS!!!
me (as pictured bottom center):
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The baby poets are our greatest. Remember when Nael, age 6, wrote once of the best poems of the 21 century?
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“That isn’t canon” Who’s gonna stop me. You? I’m shipping things your smooth little brain cannot even comprehend. I am creating AUs so far removed from the original material that they are recognizable only to me. You fool. You insect. The canon is dead long live the fanon
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For the beloved #ChadwickBoseman. #TakeYourTimeButDontWasteYourTime
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Super unprofessional when ventriloquists argue with their puppets over which one of them is the dummy. Figure that shit out backstage.
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🎶 Hey there Delilah... a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars 🎶
Guy That Just Waked 500 Miles and 500 More: they have what




























