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Meat eater, lakekeeper, nothing like a fucking sleeper, girlboss of a gatekeeper, gaslight like an oil heater ♪
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
In the UK, you get a harsher sentence for possessing fake stepsister porn than you do for actually raping someone in real life.
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026)
From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026.
Banned content includes:
• Strangulation or suffocation
• Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios)
• Adults role-playing as children under 16
Penalties:
• Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content
• Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material
• Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
I hope he’s just joking because imagine your legacy just being the right wing version of this and bibisi irony posting
pokemon games are infinitely better with voice acting, Dr. Bonehead and his friends proved this years ago
🚨 NEW Pokémon Winds & Waves potential leaks:
❌ No voice acting
❌ Mega Evolutions are reportedly NOT returning
• Charcadet is getting a new evolution
• Oricorio is getting 2 new forms
• Jynx is in the game, but it’s unknown if it has anything new
• Gyms are completed in a fixed order
• WiWa is structured much more like a traditional Pokémon game, with most content being done in order
• Procedural generation is still used throughout the game
Via kurwa
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
this MIGHT be a hot take but i dont like it when people make asian characters black because they want "more representation"...like have we forgotten that asian people are also poc?? so its kinda racist to do so, imo?? if you want a black character then just create one yourself?
no shit, when a chocolate cookie character explicitly based on ancient korea is drawn as an asian in fan art, y'all go batshit
Replying to @KinoKino9000
go make a white version of a character if you want, truly nobody gives a fuck what you do man
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
You can just feel the rage and regret in having children from this one.
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
By sentencing, this crime is a bit less than 3 times as bad as watching facesitting porn. That's so cool.
Andreas Christopheros opened his front door and a stranger threw a beaker of sulphuric acid in his face. The acid was so strong his shirt dissolved off his body and it burned through the floor of his hallway. His wife burned her own feet trying to drag him to the shower. The man had driven 300 miles for revenge and knocked on the wrong door. Andreas lost an eye and his eyelids. He would later say he'd rather have been shot.
December 2014, a quiet street in Cornwall. Andreas was working from home, building a new business. A normal day before Christmas.
From his office window he noticed a red van. A few minutes later, someone knocked.
In the video below he tells it himself. He opened the door like anyone would. In one motion the man said "this is for you, mate" and the acid hit him. He didn't even have time to blink.
His wife ran downstairs and found him screaming.
Police later caught the attacker. He had gone to the wrong address. Andreas was never the target.
He went through endless skin grafts. He wore a pressure mask on his face every day.
His business folded. His son was 2.
He says he refuses to be defined by it.
How do you forgive someone who destroyed your face by mistake?
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
how it feels to see a random lefttwt account in someone else’s replies that blocked you but you never interacted with them ever
Toa, the Lakekeeper retweeted
I will never understand black people who make race swapping japanese characters their entire personality and then get offended when japanese people call them out for it.
y’all are out here calling people racist for way less than erasing a character’s race to put yours instead
I don't have a gigachad giga enough for this chad.
Kote kay sa a ye?
Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.
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