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look what i got from @23flav0rs .......
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suggestive // he made me mad so i beat him up. #ricksanchez
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girl on the bus was fully pulling up her nudes on her phone while everyone could see her screen and then i watched in horror as she sent them to chatgpt
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how it felt coming back to utmv and seeing any sans au that wasnt well known in 2016-2018
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lmao yes this video fmu
does anyone have that video about a group of friends watching a video game livestream announcement and at first they're like "oh it's cute" then one guy recognises it and says "oh wait, it's shit, it's shit, it's bad, it's shit" and then the logo appears and everyone freaks out?
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I fucking told everyone it was pronounced ral-see but my whole server acted like I was craY
New in our DELTARUNE collection: A Jackenstein plush, a set of Flowery wall scrolls, and the (partially) microwaveable Pacifying Nurse Ralsei fangamer.com/collections/del…
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Replying to @Fangamer
Cool! anyways I ain't buying shit til I see some reviews of received product, 'cause if the Battat situation is anything to go by, I doubt your [Quality Assurance] team.
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looks cute! but i can’t buy this since i can’t trust that it will actually look as advertised, given the lack of quality control with deltarune products lately. that, and the blatant shrinkflation with other ralsei plushies…
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Replying to @Fangamer
how about you extend the original ralsei plush too... yk... make him full size again instead of scamming people by reducing his size silently and not lowering the price to compensate
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New in our DELTARUNE collection: A Jackenstein plush, a set of Flowery wall scrolls, and the (partially) microwaveable Pacifying Nurse Ralsei fangamer.com/collections/del…
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𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫
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It is CRAZY when u talk to pro-lifers and you say “pregnant person” and they do the WHY DONT U SAY WOMAN and u reply “bc a 12 year old can get pregnant and I wouldn’t call them a woman but you prob would idk” and they just. Don’t reply. Lmao.
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every time i have to write a poem in class i feel like this image
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.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Replying to @Trey_Explainer
Nothing hits like seeing fascists lose
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Replying to @octanmarch
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Replying to @octanmarch
"im slowly forgetting her face" ass 😭😭😭bring me back what the hell
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My mom said we can go vibrator shopping on my birthday yaaay
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incels are the true philosophers of our time
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Was in the lecture hall with my earbuds in and had to sit there like this and try not to burst into laughter when Spotify auto played this bs
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Did you know?!🤬🤬 In Rick and Michelle 😤 ricky 🙄absolutely hate😡 Jerryberry😰🫐 *sigh* 😮‍💨 when my sweet Jerry 🥺 is about to faint....😢 We can see 👀 that Richard 🤨 is just standing there🧍and doesn't do anything😒 𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓂....🫢🤸
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