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“Slop” was the word of 2025, this year is a tie between diabolical and whimsy
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Spoiler but when I heard half way through that Billy might get a percentage of the profit of this I leant over and asked my friend "...should we not be here?"
You know that one thing that title card at the end of the film about that one thing that gets revealed halfway through? yeah i bet certain ppl involved w/ that subplot are SMOLDERING rn
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its because halloween is on saturday this year so people are waiting for the actual day, no???
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Do I rush a Mariah Poppins Halloween costume for this weekend
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Pander 🇵🇸 retweeted
“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome. Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note. However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s. The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like. For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.” But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu. Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years. Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor. I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made. If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
Apu has returned to The Simpsons. The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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yeah around episode 2 it gets really gen z
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?
I never understood why showrunners felt the need to create mocking portrayals of their own fans. They never really came across as playful jabs to me.
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We truly do not have to be this segregated
Why the fuck would you ever think a man is your friend? More specifically your friends man you don’t hang out with one on one?
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Performatively laughing at things that are humorous
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Jocks n’ crops ft @PanderShirts & @HomoLondon
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worm fun 🪱
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Ethan cheated on Hila??? Who could he even find that would be willing to have sex with him
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also what a fumble, he literally has nothing now lol
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I saw it at this same theatre the night prior??? Ughhh
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim surprise a Toronto audience at a screening of ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’. “A Canadian premiere means a premiere that is a week after the movie’s out nationwide”
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Her mind tricks are working on you!!
Replying to @paladinmoder
I thought she was an undersocialized and sheltered, naive person who had been taken advantage of by several men who recognized her trusting, gullible nature. I think she had an inkling that Theranos didnt work, I also think she's
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If you stay old you ain’t gotta get old
a case of (not?)aging that has never sat right with me .
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new pic for people to post in replies to dunk on me
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My theatre did a GROAN which I loved
the scene where a certain political figure is mentioned in You Can See Everything got the biggest gasp of disgust from my theater and in that moment I felt incredibly safe. incredibly affirming to be on the same page
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Not arguing with anyone anymore, just posting my current “debt” and my rewards
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What year is it
That’s the only way I’d do it. If I buy food or drink out somewhere the last thing I want to see is a bill in the mail for it a month later.
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