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taste my logic gun bitchman #wwfc

Joined July 2025
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Summary of Postliberal Twitter today...
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trying to even understand what he means by this when vaders story is already known when the prequels are made, I genuinely think he’s never seen it
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Off to Wetherspoons. Let's see them try to ban this! 💪✌️🇬🇧😂
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RIP Captain Kirk and may the force be with you 🖖
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and yet Cockermouth is pronounced as it's spelt
The HELLLL??!! 😭😲 Who approved these English pronunciations?! What happened to all the letters in the middle? The silent letters are just unpaid extras then??😭💀🫠
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A landmark @TheRestHistory bonus episode today. One of the most important moments in all European history, kicking off a bonus miniseries about Hungarian football in the 1950s. Today: WOLVES CONQUER THE WORLD AND INVENT EUROPE.
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Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Magnito Mo
🤖 Made with AI
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THE COD ARMY KNOCK OUT THE ARSEMEN OF OLD LONDON TOWN!
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Did we really need a fake review from the guardian telling us how shit Elon Musk's AI Odyssey was? They talk about how it has no artistic merit, but this review has no critical merit. We know it's crap we don't need some Guardian smartarse telling us. theguardian.com/film/2026/oc…
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Replying to @blephin_
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We were playing a little side game during the training session when someone asked for a foul (which I agreed with), and I wasn’t even sure if the game was still going on. Then, after a pass to Raul, he received the ball and scored an absolute beauty!! Somewhere between a chip and a finesse shot… 🤯 I said, “Yeah, but that was a foul!! If it hadn’t been, you wouldn’t have taken that shot!” To which he replied, laughing, “No, no, sometimes, when I feel relaxed, I can do this too” 😅😅 Anyway, even if he can’t do that, he’s more than capable of doing everything else. He has everything! Relentless, talented, and an absolute scoring machine ⚽️ Get well soon my brother ❤️ Raul Jimenez 🥷
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it looks like when they recreate what a caveman looked like on Time Team
#FM27's New regen faces have been revealed... Thoughts? 🫣
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I'm so glad that Andor finally answers the lifelong question: what would it be like to run an antique shop in space? #starwars
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why does Winston Churchill look like Sheridan Smith?
Start to finish 4 days. Thank you instagram.com/jhonart_tatto?… for this art of work
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Replying to @larisamlbrown
One SAS trooper told me - “In Afghan we would quickly say “gaylords say what?” To detainees, the detainees would innocently say “what” , however this would instantly make them gaylords for life. He said they all did this for “fun” #WhoDaresWins #SpecialForces
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The far-right playbook, courtesy of Danny Tommo: 1. Attach yourself to a high profile protest 2. Antagonise the police 3. Force an arrest 4. Claim political persecution 5. Cash the GoFundMe cheques Works every time
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typical far right behaviour... antagonise the authorities until they have no choice but to arrest you and then claim you're being persecuted by the state.
🚨Danny Tommo has just stabbed an inflatable migrant boat in the English Channel with a member of a French rescue team on it. He’s out of control and needs arresting.
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Back in Wolves, we had a “spin the wheel” moment: you could only spin it after getting fined, or if you touched the wheel! So, for every 100 reasons you could get fined for, you would have the chance (or bad luck 😅) to spin the wheel and get one of these options: Double the fine Come dressed up in a fantasy outfit Spin again Fine +£100 Buy donuts for everyone Pass the fine on to another teammate No fine Pay £1,000 It was such a great idea and made for some really funny and intense 😂😂 moments around the wheel every time someone had to spin it!!
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Wolves are just a different class to this lot aren't they #wolwba #wwfc #wba
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This is really heartbreaking. This man is working to house him and his boyfriend Abdul because capitalism derives them from the product of their labor.
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