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Retired USN CPO, Silent Service. We were never there, and even if we were...we weren't. Views/opinions are my own. I shitpost for my own amusement. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I, Donna Brandenburg, candidate for Michigan Governor who did lawfully appear on both the 2022 & 2026 ballot, DO NOT CONCEDE the 2026 election, as I still do not concede the 2022 stolen election. I will not recognize the results of a process that has been turned into a corporate selection rather than a free and fair election by the will of the people. The American spirit has always risen to meet its greatest challenges, and this moment is no different. WE the PEOPLE are not remotely finished with the work ahead of us … we are only beginning to wipe out the systemic corruption and destruction of individual rights given by God through theft, coercion, and duress which have been forced on the American people for decades. The same evidence that has exposed these unlawful election failures and usurpations also shows us the clear path forward to restore true self-governance. This is an exciting time to be alive. We have the chance to reclaim real representation and return power to the people where the Constitution has always said it belongs. Michigan Constitution, Article I, Section 1: All political power is inherent in the people. Government is instituted for their equal benefit, security and protection. The work is just starting, and the American people are ready for it. And I will continue to fight for WE the PEOPLE and limited government of the people, by the people, and for the people. What has occurred in our elections is more than ordinary fraud. It is the result of a sustained infiltration of our government and a coup against the United States of America, carried out in violation of 18 U.S. Code § 2383 &2381. Those responsible have weaponized every available tool … including our election systems themselves. They have weaponized NGOs to facilitate and conceal election fraud, converting private organizations into instruments of the coup. The result is a full-scale assault on the Constitutional Republic of the United States. This attack targets the very foundation of the nation: the destruction of our God-given rights and the elimination of the guarantees of those rights that exist under the Organic Constitution. Foreign money has entered both the Republican and Democrat parties which has participated in the coup. Voting machines have contained foreign-made parts and foreign programming (evidenced by Serbian programmers admission to interfering in US elections for more than 2 decades,) proving systemic illegal activity of foreign interference. Non-citizen voters have been permitted to cast ballots in direct violation of the Constitution. Electronic voting systems have been connected to the Internet creating insecurity … security vulnerabilities. Election equipment has been unlawfully outsourced to foreign nations - including equipment and system programming, unlawfully creating a threat to national security. Electronic records used in our elections are not compliant with federal law. The voter roll data relied upon by local clerks is in an unauditable state and is currently non-compliant with federal law. I witnessed and documented local certification compliance failure of the electronic machines and admission of the unlawful process being carried out across the state and nation by our local clerk. The machines are not in certification compliance. In Michigan, Jocelyn Benson, as Secretary of State, has overseen elections in which she and the officials she appointed held direct control and a personal interest. The complicit media has engineered public perception through fake polls and the systematic exclusion of candidates who deserved equal standing. Dark money and corporate money … including large contributions from multinational energy and agriculture sector, corporatized medical and pharmacy, and who others who have funded their preferred candidates. To be continued ….
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We need a Dominik Tarczyński in America Piers Morgan “You lost me when you said you would ban all muslims from your country” Dominik “Of course I would. Just like Christian churches are banned in Saudi Arabia and Qatar, that’s the same thing” Piers Morgan “Just to remind you that you know there are 2 billion Muslims on the planet” Dominik “That's why let them stay let them go to Qatar and Saudis” Piers Morgan “But why would you be so bigoted against 2 billion people?” Dominik “I told you because it's better to be a bigot but alive than sold out to a Qataris” Why doesn’t ever person from western nations have this attitude, drive and mentality We are all going to be living under Sharia Law or killed unless we recognize this threat that is happening
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WOW 🚨 I just verified this and these election results are real. I ran the numbers through artificial intelligence: The likelihood of these election results are 0.00001%, effectively 1 in trillions Again, THE LIKELIHOOD OF THE MIDTERM RESULTS NOT BEING FRAUD IS “1 IN TRILLIONS”
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Replying to @laurpicks
Here's the 10-year increase in local government spending. They got greedy. The Amendment is a response.
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Peltolagate BOMBSHELL REVELATIONS in the Alaska Election Campaign Fraud scandal. Peltolagate is just the tip of the iceberg. Peltolagate makes Watergate look like child's play. The architects of the Russia Collusion Hoax and other political bad actors took the script and fine tuned it to turn it into a sinister scheme to heist the 2026 midterm elections for the Democratic Party while using Trojan Horse operatives, nefarious electioneering schemers and a vast network of political and community organizations that could fly under the radar to avoid public scrutiny or being associated with the Democrat candidates running for congress, governor's races and state offices and legislatures. It has now been reported that a second little-known candidate for the Alaska senate race was recruited in a secretive effort to hurt Republicans. Newly created political action committees linked to a Wisconsin operative with a history of election-law violations spent millions of dollars to attack GOP incumbents in Alaska and Ohio from the right and to promote longshot conservative challengers. Little-known conservative in the Alaska senate race, a drywall contractor named Gerald "Jerry" Heikes, told the New York Times he was also recruited to run by a man who promised to "make things happen for you." Heikes said he didn't remember the man's name. Heikes entered the Alaska senate race as a Republican alongside fraudulent Alaska senate candidate Daniel J. Sullivan in a scheme to steal votes away from incumbent Republican Senator Daniel S. Sullivan. Both Heikes and the fake Daniel J. Sullivan made it onto the ballot in the general election under Alaska's corrupt Rank Choice Voting system along with Senator Daniel S. Sullivan and Democrat Mary Peltola. The scheme was designed to get the two fake candidates on the general election ballot and then use the rank choice voting system so that all of their votes would end up going to Mary Peltola. According to the lanana Chiefs Conference, an Alaska Native non-profit corporation, the organization sent out questionaires to the various candidates in Alaska, including Gerald "Jerry" Heickes, and Heickes never responded despite the organization reaching out multiple times to contact Heickes. Current results in the Alaska senate race show Peltola with a very slim lead over Senator Daniel S. Sullivan. But over 8,400 votes have been cast for the two little-known fake candidates Daniel J. Sullivan and Gerald "Jerry" Heickes. All of their ballots where the voters ranked Mary Peltola as their second choice in the senate race would then be given to Peltola. Current election results: Mary Peltola: 102,962 Daniel S. Sullivan: 102,325 Gerald "Jerry" Heikes: 4,846 Daniel J. Sullivan: 3,600 The operative coordinating the scheme has been identified as Thomas Datwyler, a nefarious and corrupt campaign election operative who has previously been named as a respondent in 24 complaints before the FEC. Two of the complaints ended in significant penalties. Datwyler's firm’s website claims he has directed more than 400 political committees and filed over 4,000 FEC reports since launching 9Seven Consulting in 2013. Datwyler’s professional record is a matter of public record. Across the past three years, his work as treasurer has triggered formal action in five states – civil penalties, criminal investigations, federal regulatory inquiries, and a U.S. Department of Justice complaint. Datwyler has infected the campaigns of high profile Republicans and PACs including the campaigns of Trump Derangement Syndrome-afflicted RINOs and extremists. Across the United States, Datwyler has promoted candidates with the intended goal of defeating the Republican candidate in the general election. To carry out his secretive schemes, Datwyler has cloaked himself in the deceptive garment of serving as treasurer on the campaigns of some of the most popular Republican politicians in the country. This is Part 1 in this investigative series.
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This is poetry, truly...
This guy, @profgalloway, is truly an execrable lobotomized demonic cretin. I loathe such individuals. They are the cause of the collapse of the West. Effeminate ladyboys deeply concerned about appearing progressively enlightened and yet wrong in every conceivable way on every conceivable issue.
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💥💥💥💥💥💥 Abdul El-Sayed just became a U.S. Senator. That’s a national security problem. BONGINO: “Folks, we have a national security threat in the United States Senate. I've said it before, I say it even more now. A Muslim Brotherhood sympathizer who ran around the country with a guy claiming that 9-11, somehow we deserved it, is the very definition of insanity… You're celebrating this today? Forget the fact that El-Sayed is an absolute clown and buffoon with the personality of a speckle-toed sloth… This guy is a national security threat. You want to talk about the very ugly? I'm concerned, and you should be too. I didn't spend decades in the government trying to protect both Democrats and Republicans to have a guy like this getting classified national security briefings. Sorry. You're not teaching anyone a lesson with this guy.” @dbongino @AbdulElSayed Catch The Dan Bongino Show EVERY WEEKDAY on @rumblevideo at 10am ET
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“The foreigners who reside among you will rise above you higher and higher, but you will sink lower and lower…” - Deuteronomy 28:43
Abdul El-Sayed proudly introduces himself as Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, America’s first Muslim senator, and then starts speaking in Arabic. Americans better brace themselves. The communist and Islamic takeover has officially begun. They’re going to get exactly what they just asked for.
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Norm Eisen should be on trial for treason & sedition. He should not be free to orchestrate yet another subversive, treasonous conspiracy.
Norm Eisen is back in court one day before the election, and you really have to ask yourself why the guy who spent years telling you nobody is above the law suddenly needs a judge to keep a restraining order in place so DOJ and DHS can't go after election workers who keep processing ballots from people on the "likely non-citizen" lists… Read that again slowly. The lawsuit he helped file isn't about protecting your vote, it's about making sure nobody with a badge can even ask questions while ballots from people the federal government flagged as likely non-citizens get run through the system like nothing happened. And this is the same crowd that screams about threats to democracy every time somebody wants to look at a voter roll. Here is the reality. Today the DOJ went to the Supreme Court asking that California set aside about 20,000 mail ballots the department says likely belong to noncitizens, after a district judge and then the Ninth Circuit both said no. California says the list isn't accurate. Fine… then set them aside, check them, and count the ones that are clean. What exactly is the harm in looking? If those voters are citizens, the ballots get counted and everybody goes home happy. If they aren't, every legal voter in that state just had their vote cancelled out by someone who never had the right to cast one. So why the panic? Why the lawyers on election eve? Why is it always the same people rushing to a courthouse to make sure nothing gets checked, nothing gets segregated, nothing gets questioned until after the results are locked in and it's too late to do anything about it? I have watched this movie for six years and the ending never changes… they run out the clock, then tell you the time to challenge it has passed, then call you a conspiracy theorist for noticing. Make no mistake, this is the stacked deck. The system protects the process instead of the people, and Norm Eisen has made a career out of showing up to keep the deck stacked. An honorable person would want every ineligible ballot pulled out before the count. He wants the investigators kept away from the people doing the counting. The Supreme Court has it now. Do your job and let somebody look at those ballots before they get counted, not six months after the winners are sworn in. Norm, if you have nothing to hide, stop hiding it. Love, What all of you good people are thinking
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KamikazeCows retweeted
They front loaded the early voting for information warfare purposes - to set the table for the steal. So the public would believe it. I am among many voters who chose to wait for election day precisely so they cannot factor us into the steal with precision. They just do not know for sure what they are up against on election day. Do not be deceived. Get off your butt and vote.
BREAKING: Democrats lead in all 7 states that will decide the Senate in Tuesday's midterms, per the final NYT/Siena polls. This includes Texas, which has not elected a Democrat to the Senate since 1988, and Kansas, which has not since 1932.
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Zia Faruqui— and my longtime followers are familiar with his name—is a magistrate judge. Not appointed by the president, not confirmed by the Senate. He signed hundreds of J6 arrest warrants including on the unlawful 1512c2 charge. He refused to release Couy Griffin, accused of 2 misdemeanors, from custody. Last year, he actually apologized to a guy accused of pointing lasers at Secret Service agents and the president’s helicopter after he was charged. Once again - the abject failure of Congressional Republicans to hold ANY of these judges accountable continues to reverberate in the hopelessly corrupt, unaccountable DC courthouse.
Breaking: Federal judge dismisses—and lambastes—the DOJ false statements case against two former FBI officials. Calls it “weaponization.” Judge Faruqui—a former federal prosecutor himself—said the government made a number of errors in their "slapdash job" of a case. He said there was no evidence presented before the court that the FBI agents' statements were knowingly false or material. He said the government failed to establish a motive for why the agents would make false statements. He told prosecutors it was "incredibly unfair" that the DOJ sent into court with such a weak case. "This does not feel like an investigation," Faruqui said. "It feels like a broken one-wish willow obsession." He added that he was "deeply troubled by what has happened here in this case," and that what happened "cannot be described as anything other than weaponization." "It was a rush to charge, and that was a mistake," Faruqui said of the case.
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WHO IS WAJAHAT ALI? AND WHY IS HE THREATENING AMERICA WITH "FIRE" IF ABDUL EL SAYED LOSES? I have been tracking Wajahat Ali for 23 years, ever since he first reached out to me as a young 20-something lawyer-playwright to pitch columns to the Daily Beast and other liberal media outlets. Over this long game, he has embedded himself deep inside liberal Democratic politics, MSNBC, the New York Times and John Podesta and @neeratanden's Center for American Progress. He is the symbolic political "monster" of the red-green aliance's Dr. Frankenstein (to mix just a few metaphors). Wajahat Ali is a protege of Hatem Bazian, the academic at UC Berkeley who co-founded Students for Justice in Palestine and American Muslims for Palestine with one agenda: the destruction of the state of Israel. This will interest you @shaunmmaguire: Wajahat Ali is the son of immigrant felons from Pakistan who were found guilty of stealing MILLIONS of dollars from Microsoft as part of a transnational FBI investigation called OPERATION CYBERSTORM. They are out of jail now after serving years in prison. The case was so big that then-FBI Director Robert Mueller himself appeared at the press conference. Wajahat grew up in a life of luxury in Fremont, Calif., because of his parents' stolen wealth. I drove by his former house. Most Americans couldn't afford the life he knew. Wajahat has claimed his parents were the victims of "Islamophobia" America's redemptive story means that a child wouldn't be held responsible for his parents' crimes but the threats in Wajahat's new post reveal that he is a man who isn't extending any form of redemption to his political enemies. My reporting reveals that the Democratic Party is at this moment of threats expressed against it by a keyboard warrior called Wajahat Ali because the party fails to understand the dangers of placating the rabid anti-Israel demands of Linda Sarsour, Hatem Bazian, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, Hasan Piker and the rest of the anti-semitic lobby that has one goal: "FREE PALESTINE" by replacing the state of Israel with a state called "Palestine." Here is the link to Wajahat's parent's criminal case: justice.gov/archive/criminal… Wajahat Ali is a prominent figure in my book WOKE ARMY because he is a leader in the Honor Brigade of the Woke Army, threatening and intimidating anyone who dares to defy the narratives of the status quo establishment Muslim groups of Muslims as victims and non-Muslims, Israel and Jews as oppressors.
If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
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Are you familiar with the Democrats' planned 100-Hour Agenda? If not, you need to be. It refers to an existing legislative/policy strategy Democrats proposed upon winning a majority in the House tomorrow. "A September memo obtained by POLITICO outlines a legislative agenda centered on several healthcare priorities: expanding health insurance coverage, safeguarding abortion access, codifying a federal right to abortion care, and eliminating restrictions on abortion services within federal health programs. Should Democrats secure midterm victories on Tuesday, their playbook details an aggressive first-100-hours agenda—topping the list is a push for universal, taxpayer-funded abortion access in all states.
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If the Trump administration and our @FBIDirectorKash doesn’t conduct a raid on the home of @WajahatAli and his entire mosque by tomorrow at 10 am EST, then we will know we are a conquered country. Muslims should not be allowed to make these types of brazen threats of Jihad in our country without serious consequences. The Trump administration needs to start taking the threat of Islam seriously. It is an absolute cancer of an ideology and its followers are threatening a civil war in America at 1% of the population if their Muslim Brotherhood jihadist operative candidate @AbdulElSayed loses his election. Every single mosque should be raided by FBI agents in tactical gear and there should be a national ban on Muslims running for office to secure the safety of Americans. Every single Muslim immigrant should be rounded up by the US military and deported to one of the 56 Muslim countries. Americans need to take these threats of violence by Muslims seriously. Wajahat Ali is a public safety threat making threats of an Islamic uprising as a form of voter intimidation. This is not ok. Where the hell is the DOJ? They have barely done anything to break up Islamic terror cells in America and we are infested with these disgusting people who bring nothing but chaos to America. American lawmakers need to defend our country from these savages because we are being conquered by violent Muslims.
If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
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New York's mayor called Donald Trump and asked him to let a mother in Ghana come say goodbye to her son. Javits Frimpong was 15, a year into living in the Bronx with his father. Thursday morning he was shot and killed walking to school near Crotona Park. Police are looking for three teenagers in all black and surgical masks who ran into that park. Nobody is in custody. His father says the school called him days before the shooting about other boys harassing his son. Two students were suspended. The mayor is Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist. He and this President agree on almost nothing. Then read what he put out himself. "I just got off the phone with President Trump and he has agreed to grant her visa immediately." No White House release. No press conference. His OWN account, naming the man who said yes. Somebody picked up a phone. She is coming. That is not politics. That is a call that did not have to be taken. 💎
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KamikazeCows retweeted
“Marc Elias and Norm Eisen have been working with people directly connected to the smear campaign against Viktor Orbán”
Marc Elias and Norm Eisen have been working with people directly connected to the smear campaign against Viktor Orbán. As I’ve warned for months, the closer we get to the midterms, the more they will accelerate this coordinated, preplanned, and well-funded effort to manufacture the narrative of a “corrupt, stolen election.”
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THE BENCH FILES (Part 7): The Pre-Midterm Endgame We are 4 days out from the November 3, 2026 midterms. Yesterday, D.C. Chief Judge James Boasberg ordered DOJ & DHS to hand Marc Elias a list of EVERY state sent demands to remove noncitizens from voter rolls or segregate ballots by 12:00 NOON today, before Elias even proved legal standing. Meanwhile, newly uncovered strategy docs expose a "Parallel Vote Counting Infrastructure" outside the government, a $250K blueprint to lobby the UN, EU & Governors for a "new form of government," EU Parliament funding for midterm resistance, and a 113-port strike. Here are the receipts
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Americans need to take this WAY more seriously “There's a reason why the globalists have imported, and the communists have imported enormous numbers of Muslims into our societies. It's because they want to use them as a battering ram to break down national sovereignty and what's left of Christian civilization. So, we absolutely need to get serious about this” “Trump's first National Security Council, the Director of Policy and Planning, Rich Higgins, did a brilliant memo where he said that there's an international coalition of Muslims, Islamists, socialists, communists, globalists, and their goal, he said, is to destroy the United States of America, not just as a nation, but even as an ideal.” If you’re curious as to what that “Ideal” is that they’re working to destroy is, it was included in the memo POTUS & Political Warfare: “The ideal” is the traditional American founding vision centered on individual rights grounded in natural law, the Constitution, national sovereignty and a Judeo-Christian cultural foundation Meaning our god given rights, they want to destroy that and put your under complete control and surveillance The Democrat Party is working for their globalist foreign donors to bring down America. They are the party of Islam and Muslims will use Democrats for the Islamic takeover of America
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An aggressive reminder: you owe nothing but defiance and contempt for those who openly wish for your destruction. Ignore calls to abolish hate. God doesn’t make mistakes. He equipped you with hate for a reason. Specifically, so you could hate evil. Anyone who says “hate doesn’t live here” is just a demon trying to disarm you.
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Every morning since the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War I've made a post about how the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War. I do it because it's a really big deal that the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War and I think everybody needs to know that the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War. The media won't mention that the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War which is really strange because it's a really big deal that the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War but since they won't inform people that the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War I've taken it upon myself to do my best to inform people that the Democrats got caught planning a Civil War.
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